And Jewish. My Jewdar would have spotted you a mile away.
It's not a fucking corporation's fault because some pimple-faced douche who's been held back in 8th grade for six years makes the coffee too hot....
Whether or not McDonald's is even slightly to blame, a million dollars is ridiculous. Maybe the money to cover the cost of the skin graft surgery,...
Still, I hate censorship and censored versions of products. Give me what the creator originally intended, commies!
Don't forget woody. And remember that it is the wood fairy who sprinkles the magic dust on you at night for your morning wood.
I found that to be about the most amusing sexual description ever. Don't be a pussy, Sleek.
Fuck that, man. Everyone knows that fast-food coffee is unreasonably hot. And even if they didn't, a million fucking dollars for a skin burn? Damn.
Real time is good if your character is fast and you know you are going to kick ass. But if you are fighting a really tough character who in all...
The European Union is the new Roman Empire, and the first step towards global domination. I think I need more than just the breechloader for my...
LABYRINTH! Oh God, the sweet maiden that was Labyrinth! I had almost forgotten that obsession, that bittersweet lover!
Everyone should check out Coheed & Cambria. They are amazing. They are too good and unique to describe. Just trust me.
I've actually never played Axis & Allies. What's the general gameplay concept? It looks overcomplicated and drawn-out, which is good.
Are you fucking serious? We are getting the non-gore version? Fuck Dick Lieberman! Hey Dick! Stop being such a dick!
I'm with you, Sleek, even though I do love a good sniper rifle. Really, the best place to assassinate someone is in a crowded, open area, contrary...
Okay, I see what you are saying. Yeah, I hate the shallow pretty boy jocks and bimbo cheerleaders, in other words the stereotypical attractive and...
Perhaps, but if she's going to be titled "pretty girl" I want to see some proof. Not that I really care, since I'm not a nerd with no life who's...
Speaking of stalking Snowmane, are you ever going to post a pic so we can see if you realy are a "pretty girl moderator?" It's false advertising...
DO IT! DO IT! C'mon, Chunky, you know you want to. And if she does go down on you, you can subsequently sue her for statuatory rape! You could...
One thing I can tell you, God probably doesn't use MCI. An omnicient being would have to know how much that company sucks. I wonder if my managers...
You know what would be cool? If someone killed Blankett. I think I'll create a PayPal account so supporters can contribute to my "Ticket to...
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