No, it would be like being a demon in an uncooperative host with strong willpower. It would suck.
You just looked Jewish to me, and for some reason I had this preconception that you were Jewish. Don't ask why. But the fact is, we Italians can...
You're just mad because Jarinor said he hated TWO of your features, you damn bleeding-heart commie.
My dad said the same thing yesterday when we were discussing the topic on the way back home from sweet New Jersey. Not in so many words, though....
What a fuck-up. I can kill rabbits with my single-shot breechloader. My Jew-Irish-Lumberjack friend Jeremiah shoots them with a longbow.
She's a good looking woman, but not a godess. Sorry, my breast-fetish will not allow me to be strongly attracted to flat-chested women. Her hair...
I've contemplated being chased off a cliff by a bevy of topless women in rollerblading gear, but that's passe. Instead, how about if you hang me...
Then I guess you don't know my last two girlfriends. My brother-in-law is a skinhead firebreather in a wife beater (he's in a yellow shirt in the...
Other good assassination techniques: Poisoning: It's frighteningly easy to slip sodium iodine or something nastier into someone's food and/or...
Recently, a high-school girl was awarded 1.5 million for punitive damages suffered from advice from her track coach. The coach advised her to...
Seemingly not sequitor, but how old are you, Rosie? In addition, it's great that you, a mother, have killed animals with shotguns before. I know...
I'm being an Archivist, but I randomly found this through cross-refrencing old posts. Strange, because I never look at the archives. Anyway, from...
I'm dreamy, Italian, two years ahead in college, and I have better English skills than your high school English teacher. And you're not hurrying...
Obviously you don't have to be Italian to kill Italians. Look at Il Duce and the McManis Brothers in The Boondock Saints. Damn that movie rules....
Douche, have you read the recent Punisher comics? He looks very Italian, and I'm not talking about the negative stereotypes you just spouted. The...
Random, spontaneous racial slurs uttered by my freinds and I during normal conversation...because racial humor is hilarious: Jonas (on his...
Yes, he has to be white because he was white in the book. Keep the damn characters how they are originally. Thus, I was pissed when Kingpin turned...
Rosenshyne can be excused for her glaring error due to a recent pregnancy. But on the subject, the point is that people should be careful and...
Sleek is definitly Pinko. It's as obvious as it gets. Wolf is L'Enfant Provocateur and Crybaby in one sweet package, with some of Target in the...
There's a no gore option in GTA3? Since when? Are you sure that isn't an Australian specialty?
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