Damn, that's right. Where the hell is the Levered Machinegun?
I don't remember claiming that I've had so many obligation-free encounters (had several, passed up quite a few), but the reason I don't use her...
Read my post in "guess how bored I am." I'm a fucking prophet.
Ha, beat you to it.
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For the elaboration, read any of Wolf's posts. Any of them. Ever. For the second request, that's a bit of a tall order there, Canis. 'Fraid I...
If you met him, I bet you'd give him a blowjob under his dask. Goddamn faggot.
Man, I know that I was a pretentious little asshole when I was 13 (who wasn't?), but I swear to God, I was never this bad.
Who is this "Cliff" fellow that stares at us with accusing puppy-dog eyes?
What kind of a name is nbrosz? For that matter, what kind of a name is xento? I think it's gay to change one's name on a forum. It speaks of...
If you think for a moment I've been influenced by anybody, I'll cut your balls off and make you eat them, WITHOUT salt. I've always been a cruel,...
Si, signore.
Thus speaks a man who's never went out with a good woman. Don't worry, neither have I. But that's not saying much, because I've been allupato for...
In retrospect, I sort of miss fish and regret the fact that I was so cruel to him. He turned out to be mostly harmless and got less irritating the...
That argument was so sickly sweet. I think I'm going to throw up. Here's how it should have gone: rosenshyne: Hey, dicksuck! Learn to write in...
If you find the "fag-negro" accusation to be so benign, why does it piss you off so much? Amusingly, half of my gay freinds (in other words, two),...
I stopped eating lunch last semester because I was too poor to buy it and too lazy to bring it from home. Now I eat breakfast at 11 on monday and...
I think conversations like this have an inexplicable lure to poor little Sleekie. No Doctor, he's not a bad boy, he just can't resist. Spank him?...
I saw a brief clip, and I was disturbed. Hentai is just not right. No doubt, but ninjas aren't as badass as the media would have you believe....
Who the fuck cares whether the buttons have letters or symbols? Either way, you should be looking at the screen, not the controller, and the...
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