Keep at it Chuck, you'll beat those infernal contraption's one day.
You know, i've always found it interesting to see where people's priority's lay.
Joyous tidings mother fuckers.... What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?... "Dam".
You're talking about the gum... right?...
Well, you get point's for creativity at least.
I wish I had a llama.
That was so unbelievably bad..... I loved it.
Strength 13 Dexterity 16 Constitution 12 Intelligence 12 Wisdom 14 Charisma 9 Charisma 9?.... the test is flawed.
Grafitti is so 1980's.
So who are you again?...
Heh, burn Rosie, burn.
That way you'll have some one to blame for the stereo being the pool.
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence...
Begone with your capitalist's you are scourge THAN SECOND DEPARTMENT
"Thank you and good night folks, make sure to tip your wiatress, and try the veal".
Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat's milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through...
Of-course..... you're right.... it's so obvious....
I wish I had a gasket.
And waste a perfectly good 100 megaton bomb?... what are you crazy?...
Or even better, letting the students decide for themselves.
Separate names with a comma.