Ooh, is that filling made from beaten egg whites mixed with dates? I have a vague memory of a Swedish girlfriend making something like that one...
I have also played a computer game or two in my time. Good morning.
Zanza - upholding standards of human decency whenever convenient. Good morning.
I was at an awards event this evening. No not the Oscars, though thanks for assuming I move in those circles. It was some kind of business awards...
I don't know, but I expect I'll soon have a dream about it. Good morning.
Dan Ackroyd does WHAT? Good morning.
No, whenever I get trapped in an abusive relationship I end up doing all the cooking myself. Um... it's uh... an alpha power move. Yeah. Good...
I bow to your superior knowledge as the porking Pork King. Good morning.
Ugh, yeah, that's pretty bad. As an example of the backlash, it seems Lily Allen not only thinks he's racist, but she also doesn't believe that...
Okay, so it's been roughly three and a half minutes since my last food-based rant. "Oh no!" I hear you cry, weeping bitter tears of despair....
Gah, outwitted again! You shall rue the day, Jojobobo. YOU SHALL RUE THE DAY. Good morning.
"a piece of it" would probably have worked better there. Also, you and all your moms suck! Good morning.
Rats, I thought I'd come up with something unique to be crotchety about. But yeah, no way is it a pie. More like a tart or quiche. Though I can...
Ugh, don't even get me started on people who call pizza "a pie". Good morning.
So, no doubt I caused a global dip in sales of baguettes as a result of my previous devastating rant about the inconvenience of eating them. Now...
In England we have indoor toilets. I guess you wouldn't understand. Good morning.
Geez, that was a lot of questions just to be told what I already know - I'm obviously Lawful Go- Oh, I got Neutral.
Happy New Y... hmm, bit late really. Oh well, maybe next year I'll be on target. Good morning.
Happy New Year everyone! Oh, wait, I'm too early aren't I. Well then good morning everyone instead!
HoLites? How dare you. I for one am a full-blown ho, not some kind of ho-lite. Good morning.
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