That's very good, the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Are there any sequels in the works?
Making reporters look silly is always a good use of time. It would have been cooler if there had been five of them though.
I had hoped it would be little Lego people killing themselves/each other.
It's much more rewarding to discover it yourself. I'll give you a hint: it helps to play as a dwarf. Playing as a human means you'll need to be...
Great sarcasm I sense in one so young.
...as opposed to sucking non-fucking balls, which is utterly humorless.
Welcome back.
Hibernation, drawing, plotting world domination, and coveting the unattainable are all good pastimes of a bored individual. But only after...
Chuck Norris has always been in the minds of the populous - there is a natural cycle of his prominece. Chuck Norris does something (i.e....
Even if you know nothing about him, just think about the name - "NEIL DIAMOND".
Convesation #1 Me: Hello..."God" God: Hello friend. What is your name? GOD rules. Me: "You don't know?" God: I know that I do not...
Bah, if you eat carrots you won't have any eye trouble.
"...she's saying she's got a hot pussy."
"Lousy Drunk!" *Runs Box of Fox down with his Ferrari, eats a bagel.*
If you cannot spell something go to dictionary.com. I have only passed out once in my life. I've never broken any bones or torn any muscles. I...
I sort of vaugely remember you from when I first joined. Anyway greetings, Elder.
What about those people who have "near-death" of "out-of-body" experiences during surgery? Did they just not get enough gas?
God's Incendiary Round would destroy the universe.
They can't measure up to Incendiary Rounds. A. Fire is good. B. It cleans up easily C. It's not sissy.
A gnome caught in the rigging is funny. :lol:
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