If it's a bot, what's his angle? Hey 'Japes, any chance you can fire bomb a van for Jojobobo?
You stole and hid their van?!
I'm actually a fan of rodents. I think rats make fine pets (or "companions" if you're a hippie), but I think guinea pigs are the stupidest...
Like you've never mixed business with pleasure before.
Good morning!
This is where undead monks come from. Be prepared for running zombies.
Smuel took my contribution out of context.
Not sure, but when I read an article about a man's session of dry humping another man not being interrupted despite a barrage of bullets from...
I'm confused now; whose dream is this again?
I think it's damn time I took credit for Smuel's dream. Has it occurred to any of you that I am just that irresistible that everybody wants me?...
Have you slashed their tires yet?
That's right honey, my man sticks up for me. Bitch better recognize!
Smuel just connected the dots for me.
I forget where all of the old and saggy talk came from. This is all I could come up with.
I saw this one episode--or perhaps it was a movie--of My Little Pony in which the children My Little Ponies were granted a wish and they wanted to...
I say "ar-kay-num" because it is correct.
No joke. Our DM introduced vampire monks in our Pathfinder campaign. FUCK THAT
I thought Jazintha Piper advertised herself as a middle-aged school teacher with saggy boobs.
My ankle is swollen. Good morning.
Given that this thread is entitled "Brace yourself. It is coming" and was started by a fellow named Constipation, this is more along the lines of...
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