Are you missing a comma? I'd cream my pants, come the day, but it would be related to outpacing pigs with sheer length of orgasm.
With solid state memory, there's not a reason to continue using discs anyway. besides, imagine the reaction of someone discovering Crysis on a...
I woke up, making this a Good Morning.
I've seen a lot of theories and hypotheses about the purpose of dreams, and I don't think any one theory or hypothesis accurately describes what...
Had a disturbing dream about my ex last night. She looked really sick, but she started accusing me of bullshit and I called her on it despite the...
Hook it up to some photovoltaic cells, and you'd have a green weapon of mass destruction.
Fine, bring me into this thread. There is no organizational method implied in my ensuing list; I have the entire first portion of the...
There's a man who is quite Croatian The product of errant gestation. He went to the zoo, was hit by ape poo And ate it, without...
Hammer - Trauma Rencar'd A mighty weapon forged by The House of Lords - The weapon was to both burn and put into shock those struck by it....
And my ax. I vote DE. Artifact It could be a hammer. The Banded Hammer - forged eons ago by a secretive guild known only as The House of...
If I sneeze, my knees buckle. Good Evening.
Screw that. Just buy some Rogaine and apply it liberally over your entire body. You won't need to steal (or buy) discarded hair, what with the 70%...
Jaz specifically said If being a stickler on the internet has taught me anything, it's that homophones don't mean the same thing. I can only...
Nope, it's simply a Good Evening at the time of my posting - at the very least, it is within my time zone.
Good evening.
I also agree. This consensus leads me to believe it's a Good Afternoon.
Can I kill someone for sounding like Bob Dylan? Not just Bob Dylan, but one of his phases of reinvention? <object width="560"...
As I slept, every 85 minutes, for 25 minutes at a stretch, I had an erection. It was a Good Morning.
As a term, hipster was first used to describe white people who liked black people music in the early 20th century. These days, it applies to...
I use evaporated cane juice in my coffee to ensure a Good Morning.
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