Maybe I need to repeat myself. Stay away from my baby sister.
So who here classifies as the Coke of evil? How about the Boags of Evil? (Sorry, people, but Boags is the best damn beer there is and I will brook...
Xiao looked around at her fellow survivors, torn by feelings of guilt. She had been fond of Elfsson, and now he was gone. There were so few of...
I... what... who... I'm not sure if I'm completely disturbed or seriously turned on by that picture. GODDAMN IT.
I'm 25. I moved here when I was seven. Confusion solved.
...I was going to make a smart-arse comment about all the domestic wars prevented by vibrators, but the teeth whitener ad scared it out of my...
Ah, well, I've got another couple of years left before I've survived two decades on this crazy island, but I AM almost there now.
Do not ask about torrents or pirating games on this forum, especially not Arcanum. EVER. This is the only warning you'll get - the men in charge...
The man who invented the vibrator deserves no less than a Nobel Peace Prize in my opinion.
I love it! He finally uses a mind-fuck bomb, and it does nothing BUT collateral damage! *cackles madly* Seriously, I'm finding this entire...
Okay, I've got to ask. WHEN and HOW did you ever get the impression that I write gay porn? This has passed the 'heh' stage, rocketed through the...
Romance update! Well, the Christmas and New Years parties have finally worked their way out of my system, and apart from the distracting (and...
Only in small doses.
Well yes, I know you have sex on the brain, but don't try drag me down to your level. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a murder mystery plot to be...
Gosh, you've only stopped trolling for a week and you've completely lost the knack. Such a shame, truly it is. Honestly, gay fairies and...
I can't quite get past there being a 'Journal of Sexual Medicine'. I keep wanting to wander off into the depths of Google and see if I can find a...
Good luck with that, Mr. 'Punctuation Is A Sometimes Food'.
That is impressively fucked up. The heads are cool, though, the only problem being, of course, the chance of a Morte spontaneously developing.
My job here is done. One more arsehole kept out of the fandom.
"Hell's bloody bells!" Liz snatched up the supplies the apothecary had managed to gather and dropped a few caps on the counter. "I'll be back...
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