This one is good. It's not funny, but it's a classic... "The Raven" by Edgar Allan Poe Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak...
Ah, I seeâ„¢... My memoryâ„¢ tends to failâ„¢ sometimesâ„¢... _________________ [img] Jarinor's Minister Of Space...
alt+153 = Ö EDIT: Nope, that was wrong... ™ (just copy and paste... it should have been alt+153, but it isn't...)...
You probably have to upgrade the drivers for your graphics card... I had the same problem with the strange black stripes moving across the...
"This movie is based on the most popular computer game ever!" Well, it says so on the back of the Double Dragon DVD case... I ended up...
I didn't... By not buying a Fluffy Eiffel Tower I had enough money to buy 12 kilograms of chocolate at the Danish/German border......
100 US Dollars is 114.34 Euros. You do the math... EDIT: I did it for you. 13.12 US Dollars for a badly made fluffy Eiffel Tower......
I front of me I have the following movies: Double Dragon Shrek Operation Condor (starring Jackie Chan) A Knight's Tale Atlantis: The...
DAMN! Now you made me kill even more kittens...
"Here he is! The almighty and unstoppable KOZMO_NAUT!!!" *Crowd goes wild* *AHEM* As you can see, I am back from my trip to Paris....
"May your tonsils be extracted by maniacal Ugandan"
It's a school trip, so my french-speaking teacher will be there... And I think we have already booked a guide...
You're probably right, but I needed a good excuse to use the Vader vs Luke smilie... :-p
...And after I have been to Paris, I'm going to Prague... (No shit! I really am!) _________________ [img] "My diarrhea puts up more of a...
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Fear the monkey! MUahahHAhAHAHHAHAHAAA!!! [img] Now, if only I could find that monkey-sized space suit... The arms race has begun: [img]
It's a pity StarOffice isn't freeware anymore. I was beginning to like it... As far as I'm concerned, M$ is Darth Vader and Linux is Luke...
Perhaps you're right... Although I prefer a good fight from time to time. [img] You know what? I don't really care. I am Kozmo_Naut, not...
[img]This friday I am going to Paris.[img] Yay me! I will be back Wednesday. Any of you people here live in Paris? _________________...
It's twice as long as half it's length![img] Really tough one: What is the difference between my humor and a bucket o' shit?...
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