I am looking into purchasing a new computer. I would appreciate some input into some good ones. What I don't want is some proprietary POS that I...
Exactly! Another reason: They have about 3 billion more bullet catchers than we do. The reason they don't: We have about 3 billion more...
Hey, I translated the last one. It's someone else's turn.
I will say this. Calis allows alot more freedom of speech than the US government would. I mean, shit, I couldn't print this post in any...
I am totally addicted to that show. You just don't see crass disregard for human life like that anywhere else. BTW, the new season starts in 2...
Hey DU, lay off will ya?!? I have been out of it for a while. Here is another. A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one...
was watching from above,
rotten tuna and spam.
That, and serial killers.
peg-leg and a broken
I was unaware that the US started the Gulf War. I was under the impression that they were part of a UN coalition that was trying to prevent a...
I've kinda been saving them up.
Suddenly in jumped the
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he...
Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his...
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that...
One day while jogging a middle-aged man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked...
A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me... babies come out of the same place where...
I did, but I have been busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest for the last 4 months. I did manage to get promoted, but...
I would really like to know which boat you were on that saw combat. If you don't wish to post it then PM me. As far as I know none of our subs...
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