Did you ever manage to get all that goo out of the gears, though? I can't imagine why you're so attached to a zamboni that doesn't even work...
You'd think you'd have learned your lesson after the last time you tried to experience the amalgam of joy and horror that is the boon and bane of...
My husband's and my first anniversary is coming up in about 4 months. Time *does* fly, indeed. Although we've been living together for almost 7...
I'd compose more, perhaps take some more performance classes, and start my own record label to release my compositions. If money were not an...
that. He's justah boh-ah.
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Do you mean "All Quiet on the Western Front" by Erich Remarque? Or is "Nothing New..." what the Norwegian translation is called? Over here...
I, as the experienced and most learned judge of the Penis Warsâ„¢, have gauged every aspect and tested every nuance of the contenders, and...
As for my favorites, I think it's pretty obvious that Don Quixote by Cervantes is among them. I also absolutely LOVE Joseph Heller's Catch 22,...
You'd better, Settler. After DU and I had that long wild lesbian weekend at the Dykes on Bikes convention, taking turns smashing bottles over...
...and then proudly exclaimed:
Shhhhh...don't tell hubby that. I've got a good racket going with the whole "Not this week honey, Aunt Flo's visiting" thing. He hasn't caught on yet.
One time I was sitting on a bus wearing flip flops, my favorite t-shirt that I keep from flying up with a neat, fancy little belt, and NO PANTS,...
I also voted "What the hell is your problem, Jinxed" just because...it's that time of the month. I'm bitchy and Jinxed is male. So there. DU,...
Going around looking at Cow and Chicken Cows for DU. Obssess much, Jinxy? ;-) Really though, it's cute - at least for a change.
Behind the plungers, it looks like Homer Simson in a red toga next to some greek coliseum-looking building. What is it really, SF?
Anybody can be a writer. Whether you're a good writer, and whether anyone would actually pay good money to read your writing, is a whole 'nother...
I have to admit while staring at that photo and listening to that line, I teared up a bit as well. o/~ C is for Cock...that's good enough for...
My mother had me when she was in her late teens, she then reproduced like crazy again in her late 20's/early 30's. Mother: VERY Hispanic. Baby...
The sky suddenly darkened, and my hope for the future of all humanity became quite bleak, the second I saw the goatse smiley. Excuse me now,...
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