I used to have a wood burning kit. A metal tip that reached 2000 degrees was fun for the whole family. Sadly, I never saw that cat again.
This summer, Forrest Gump's love for Jenny turns to obsession....... And SpongeBob goes on Butt Patrol in "Spongeback Mountain".
Guys, Milo didn't have a mother. He was an asexual growth off of his father, right below his penis. Little Milo kept getting bigger and bigger,...
Day 44 300 gunmen 26 craftsmen 60 silo workers and only 115 ammo. Damn, I was wanting it to end. Freakin' tanks.
And if I know Jarinor, there's some peanut butter involved somewhere in there, copiously applied to nether regions.
Actually, I've never seen any Asian porn. How close was my previous allegory?
I haven't seen the latest Bond moovee, but I already have made my mind up about Daniel Craig. I no lika heem. He's (from what I've read)...
Heh. I just took the quiz again, and now I'm Mother Theresa.
Guys, I can't believe you are entertaining this douche bag. I know, I know, conspiracy theorists are fun, but come on. Oh, Steampunk.. I...
See, guys? He was starting to get bored of people not talking to him!! Come on, lets give it the ol' college try! We can rid ourselves of this...
Hi, Q. She's pretty, but Asian chicks just don't do anything for me. At all.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What...
Hey Steampunk, please call me stupid one more time.
What caused it to fall, then?
Yes, Vorak. Be on the lookout for a Korean with a nuclear warhead, banging on it with a hammer. (That's the only way they have of setting it off.)
Touche'. True, my friend. Very true. No difference between a princess and a peasant once you turn off the lights. Unless said peasant is...
Apparently not too well known, as you're the only one who's vomiting forth such drivel.
Wow. I totally had the wrong definition of a democracy. I guess when the Iraqis "voted" for Saddam a few years back, and he got 100% of the...
Fuck you, Steampunk. I understood that he meant in the middle east. You fuckers ever heard of the United Arab Emirates? No? How bout Kuwait?...
Um, I'd ask you how you came about the conclusion that Iraq had the highest standard of living, but I've finally made peace with the fact that I...
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