Oh shit. Oh SHIT..... I just furiously masturbated to three of those chicks.... Then I read the fuckin' thread. Oh...
"I wanna f*ck you in the @ss." 10 translations later: "I pick a hole."
Now you know what Fish had for Valentine's day. And why he didn't have to floss for a while, afterwards.
I haven't seen the pics, but I've seen "it" before. Here's a tip to find a close replica. Open Google. Type in "demi moore". Click the...
Zanza is fast becoming my 2nd favorite little bastard.
There's always IM, or email, Fish.
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It's got all my info correct. Damned Finlanders....
Glad to see you guys in Switzerland still know how to pimp-slap a fleeing suspect.
A couple was vacationing in the Australian outback when they saw a man copulating with a kangaroo. A few miles down the road, they saw another man...
A king suspected his wife was being unfaithful to him, so he secretly taped a tiny razor blade to her vagina. Three days later, he ordered his...
Am I the only guy here who never finished Arcanum, Planescape, or Fallout I or II?
It had a small digital read-out. It was really ahead of it's time.
Good on you for taking responsibility for yourself in your own hands. Remember, when seconds matter, the police are only minutes away. The...
That's a big no-go on the co-op play. You'll get SICK of her "accidentally" fragging you. She is an excellent cook, though. Yeah, I...
What if you DON'T blow yourself up? Can we still work out some sort of deal? What about wife-swapping? Mine is barely used, not a scratch on...
Xz, you realize of course that I was joking. I was perpetuating the stereotype of the "dumb, geographically ignorant American."
Sigh.... Yes, Uncle Dad. She's your wife-sister anyway. I don't care what you call her.
Meh. Norway - Sweden. Same thing.
:-? Please, let me know, because I sure didn't see it. Xiao, you don't have to worry honey. You're the wrong gender. Dark Elf, you'd...
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