A man was in a shopping centre car park and he noticed that another man had locked his keys in his car. He approached the man and asked if he...
Vampire & Werewolf street lights
Well, as you can see I really enjoyed Berlin. Partly due to the fact that it is amazingly cheap. You can get a six pack of beer from Aldi & Penny...
Stupid German keyboards, the keys are all over the friggin' place.
& yet you still did . wher are you from dark elöf so i can make fum of you? .
All right cocksuckers lidten up, I drunk off my arse, & i need mnore beer so fuck you all . and good night .
I like boobs. teeheehee boobs.
kill dem whores girls from paraguay who are drunk & horny
HOLY FUCK!!!!! Ok, you know Jeanette the Malky bitch in VtM:B who looks like this... [img] There's a chick who just walked into the...
I would do things for money 95% of the time It was the yellow snow that got me. Some of them I'd already done.
So, I'm in Berlin. First thing, once again (not so)ezyjet managed to make things difficult by not displaying the gate number for my flight untill...
[img] Come on you lazy bastards, pick up the slack.
Nigger wants power tic-tacs
Not to mention more sea bass.
Better then network- 8
Fucking stupid song walking tours
Heh, sweeet, now I've got a new "welcome pic" for the newbiesand a new desktop wallpaper.
Not for climbing dopey looking, big nosed, hairy backed, meat headed, big ring, chunky bracelet, gold chain wearing, Italians.
Stops the hate fire alarms
For swing bowlers Flourescent lighting
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