I'll have to remember to sleep in front of the fridge with the door open when summer comes. 'Air conditioning' is something unheard of here.
Logical and reasonable. From this day forth I shall shove sharp objects up peoples butts handle first. I must now go and justify why I would...
Your best line of defense would defeat itself. Seriously, what kind of police seize weapons at the game but don't arrest anyone?
Phallus Veneficus The First and Last Phallic Enumerator The Last Step of Evolution That thar' Orc Fucker
Only he can unite the former colonies and lead them to greatness.
That's horrible. They should be fed to the homeless. A fat bum burns more than a bunny anyway.
I'll let her know cousin heehaw sends his love from the dude ranch.
They did have a monopoly on meatballs.
I walked right into that one.
Indian Christmas
I'm just lucky I suppose. Mine pays the bills, keeps me fed, does my scheduling for work, and reminds me to shower and shave. She's not...
We got something in common.
Oh, no, that's just wrong. You can't put the HOFF in the same category...that's perpetual Hoff! It utterly fucks up all understanding of physics.
Ah, that's the problem. Al Bundy Syndrome is caused by prolonged exposure to a *living* wife. As such, the incident served as a sort of...
It'd be rather disturbing really. Along the lines of 'Hoffa being found' disturbing. I doubt the world is ready for it.
It stole his pussy, emotional clinger, ego booster, cleaner, cook, and his tax return. What the fuck are you talking about it doing him a favor?
Depends on the person really. Some people get turned on by poo and being poo'd on. Would have been more authentic if it had been a midget...
MTV3 paid a lot of money to bring a weekend wedding singer from Syria simply because one of his songs lyrics coincidentally sounds something like...
You should send the lady a ransom note. I've had a few people tell me that she's originally from Finland. I'm not sure if that'd make it any...
That makes it even better. I wonder how it expresses its love? At least the guy who married a pony has somewhere to stick it in.
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