Even down here we'd have had at least brief snowfall by now, though it would have turned to slush pretty soon and then not really settled until a...
Put this in your forge and fan the flames: Full: absolutus -a -um, absolute (perfect, complete, unfettered, unconditional) Metal: conflo -are...
Oh... Er, it seems shagging the scullery maid in the hawthorn bushes took rather longer than expected, so pardon my lateness in arriving at your...
Oh blast and bother! I knew I should not have included Viagra among my comestibles this fine day. Now look here, sir! There was no reason to...
Alas, would that it were so! But I have it on absolute authority, viz. the charming proprietor of the local corner shop, that the weather is bound...
I will have the esteemed gentleman know that we had abundant snow right outside the very window of the room the present writer happens to sit in...
Now that is facial hair you could impale small woodland creatures on. And such lady-attractable growth too, must try it one of these years.
And public apologies is exactly what is not on the table this horrid morning. I fear the gentleman is labouring under the misapprehension that I...
Ah, pardon. I have now "tried again later" and the link does, in fact, work as advertised. I should have known better than to doubt the Dark Elf....
I prefer that funky Earth Crust Displacement theory of how the Ice Age never ended, it just moved (viz. to the poles). At least that way, I can...
I'd never have sex with her, but judging from her physique I'd say she could have her way with me at any time she felt like it, and there'd be not...
I agree, the Persian boats beat that every time.
Oh Goddamn, rroyo! I've been away for far too long, I had no idea about all this but rest assured I'll happily download this and play like there...
How the hell did this all happen? I wanted to be a Chaotic backstabbing Rogue...
I agree with blue boy above; many old photos I've seen are pretty dark. Except the ones who have been sun bleached, but that's another matter....
Yes, well, obviously. (Two posts scored already today? Spamflood must end!)
Hey, I seem to vaguely remember this place... Congratulations, dear sir rroyo, to your excellent career.
Haven't actually seen that, but you make it sound like that's a speaking part? Wow, Ron's making it big in Hollywood...
Make it two posts and we have a deal. Though I think my sanity will have to retreat into secrecy afterwards. Deep, deep, secrecy -- secrecy so...
Methinks the lady doth protest too much...
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