Funny, you'd think after spending so long hanging out of a helicopter toting a gun, you'd be better at COD.
If you ask me, it's better to wait until the dog gets to the SPCA, since you save 75%.
Hey guys what's going on.
I typo'd. Meant to say two hundred years!
God I don't even remember what the Void looks like anymore. Fuck, I don't even remember what Shrouded Hills looks like, it's been two years...
Ran a television set older than I am to play Heavy Rain the first time through, had to guess the button presses.
My biggest concern is whether or not he waited for the movie to end. It would piss me off so much if I waited four years to see the biggest movie...
Let me break it down for you. We. Are. Dumb-dumb.
I thought all the politicians died in a plane crash.
Comic Sans used, science refuted.
The Lion King does not give a shit if Smuel has never seen it.
Yeah, he coated a bunch of little kids with invisibility paint then made them pay for kidneys.
I like the ones who threatened to move to Canada.
Wouldn't we technically need to find the date of our conception? Or do Buddhists ascribe that our spirit flies into our open, wailing mouths as we...
When Zanza says his family has medical issues, he means his father's erection has lasted for more than 4 hours and the gerbil won't come out.
I remember in "Never Been Kissed" where the guy's girlfriend dumps him after seven years.
The fact that Constipation made a thread called "Brace yourself. It is coming" is just disturbing to me.
Lots of people are engaged at university. I know a guy who got married before finishing undergrad.
He's got a point.
Down with the magic maaaaaaan
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