Really? Fish is in Australia? If you're reading this Fish, then I have two recommendations for you if you happen to be up the north end of the...
I'm not sure whether he's crazy or taking the piss. If it's the latter, Charles, I have to give you the award for the greatest roleplaying ability...
Man, if he wanted to get revenge, he should have pumped an anaesthetic into the water supply. "I can't feel pain! Nooooooo! I'm melting, I'm...
Maybe it's to prove our faith, but he forgot to tell the guy to stop, like he did with that other fellow in the Bible. Whatshisface. You know the...
That guy is fucked in the head. Everyone knows that lions follow the teachings (RAA!!! Crush, kill, DESTROY!!!) of the Blood God, Baal.
Oh, I know they're intelligent, don't get me wrong. They also have that funky sonar that lets them swim through the Amazon a-okay. But I still...
Man, the only person I can think of who was worse off than you was that guy from Fallout 2 in Vault 13. Except his story was really funny to read.
As opposed to the non-foreign nations which hold the other 30% of debt? America owes itself 30% of itself?
Yes indeedy. I'll hold it in trust for you (read: consume it myself). It only took 10 hours as well.
Wow, your life must suck really badly. I just suffer from the occasional bout of crippling headaches/migraines and other relatively minor...
No doubt it was written by an elitist, soft-hearted environmentalist, commie bastard who hated the rest of humanity for not being as sensitive as...
So get yourself a great big balloon. And what the hell sort of allergies do you have that mean you need a hazmat suit to go outside? Or are you a...
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