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Wrestling a fat woman is like riding a moped. Fun until someone sees you.
D’you know why American beer is like having sex in a canoe? ’Cause they’re both fucking close to water.
I was gonna start with honey, but leather's good, too.
My, my, what a pencil dick you have, Zanza.
Xiao is an acceptable second wife. In fact, in the name of wifely harmony, I invite her to share my quarters when Fish is busy. You know, so she...
[img] Roses, Jelly Bellys, and Boo Balloons. Fish rocks my socks.
Before or after the ritual beatings?
I've been a stay-at-home mom for almost 6 years now, barring 2 months this summer. Its been the greatest, most rewarding thing I've ever done......
I'm curious as to whether the 177 Club is open to female membership.
It's not Freudian in nature, but my preferred label is swinging submissive.
No, I don't think we will. Too much assholery, not enough sympathy in the good ol' House of Lords.
Supposedly rabbits represented sexuality and lust in Greek and Roman art. As per here. They were also associated with the goddess of the hunt, so...
Unfortunately for your future giant progeny, my horsemen were here first. Baby Doom is unlikely to let them live long enough to be a threat.
Now that I've got your attention... The Fucking Time. The Fucking Weather
Fish is a righty who uses his left.
Cuz we hate you. And you're gay. So roll your queer ass on outta here, twat-knocker.
Because you haven't sold your soul to StumbleUpon?
I like the green one. The slow motion really captures the futility of dealing with Twitards.
Good puppy, that was cute.
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