That's because you're too young.
Aww, now I'm bummed. I'll just have to rent Roadhouse and admire his sweet, sweet body to cheer myself up...
He pulled a total douche-bag move. Try to keep his punishment in mind next time you think to mess with me, fish.
Hey Tard, I bet you don't have kids. In which case all opinions you have about children are fucking invalid, you wank.
Ah, but my dog is not my friend. He's my pet. He is a possession that I must house, feed, and provide medical care for, and in return I receive...
I don't know why this is so full of epic win... it just is.
I currently have a toy Pomeranian mix. Mixed with what, I have no fucking idea. But it's cute as hell. It's also the size of a small cat. Because...
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