In order to cut down the detail, one could first import all the to-be-sprite images into Photoshop (or Paint.Net, GIMP, etc.) and add two or three...
I'm not a modder, but here's an idea. Perhaps there could be a check when one approaches said door to see if you have learned the word yet. If the...
I took this from an article on Wikipedia. [img] In that more comprehensible light, it appears that you are in fact correct with your...
That's only if you trace the family tree backwards. Since that must be done, you wouldn't be related by blood, but only by law. Besides, with most...
It depends partially on how many large, winged insects were infesting it, how much hair surrounded it to cause air resistance, and how fast it...
You may have to wait a few decades before genetic modification is more advanced before that goal will be a reasonably possibility. Even then,...
Gee, I'm sure no one can possibly fathom that an efficient organization like NASA would ever waste a nickel. NASA takes years to get a basic and...
Be sure to poke a few holes in the package, or else the final results may be a bit stiff by the time they arrive at their destination. At that...
Not to mention the sex. Only if their genitals were in inverse vertical order would they be able to fully do the deed, and even then, they would...
It was sorta incest, but they don't talk about that anymore. I'm sure that Retard understands what I'm talking about.
Not to mention all the roast beef you could hope to eat. However, I'd recommend asking her to keep sausage off the breakfast menu. Ask her to...
I think you're missing the point. We are referring to that coin that, at birth, God flips in order to determine which gender to give that newly...
Welcome to our annual Dog Food Week, in which every joke somehow turns into a reference to dog food. This week has been brought to you by......
Of course, you could keep your mandatory running/tanning programs and then simply have all adults over the age of 50 ground up into dog feed....
Proof that annoying forum posters are actually a breed of dolphin. Don't worry, when someone has sex with dolphins, the water will help wash away...
I don't see how your gender coin having landed on it's side has anything to do with the activities you pursue during your daily squandering.
Well, your society of tanned runners would be great for the first few decades, but after about forty years, you'd have a society plagued with leg...
Maybe God got the Death orders switched around and gave some kid the croc-eating that Irwin was meant to get, while Irwin got the stingray death...
Strange, I never realized that he was a hermaphrodite. This sheds a whole new light into the complexities of his personality.
I guess any hunger that he still has for hairy convict asshole can be partially satisfied by ordering out from a local Mexican restaurant. They...
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