Well, you already have the dialect figured out. A lot of it is to decide how unfuckable one is. And by "unfuckable", I mean you'd better either...
What other object could one create as a combination buttplug/urethra dildo, depending on the size, and wear in public for easy access without...
At least 10 so far, according to this article. It would certainly be ironically amusing if, inadvertently, a world-renowned Environmentalist...
How about telling a member of the Chinese Mafia that he is a "small-dicked, yellow-skinned, squint-eyed Chink piece of shit" to his face?...
When you show up at my door, could you perhaps bring along some soap? I am too busy to wipe my ass after I shit, so I figure you could put some...
Actually, there is always a lot of campaigning during elections in which one presidential canditate claims the other is going to take away their...
Commit suicide. It\'s the only way. I recommend Maddox\'s How to Kill Yourself Like a Man.
Sure, I believe that most Mexicans will have good enough work ethics to stay (for the most part) off welfare. However, the jobs they take and...
Technically, it would still be the 51st state, unless it was broken up into smaller pieces. Puerto Rico, Guam, etc. are all just territories of...
Yeah, I can understand why they wouldn't want someone with diabetes to enter the army. Some terrorist may spike your meal with sugar or something....
Sorry, they don't accept suicidal, anti-American maniacs who just want to throw a grenade into his commanding officer's tent. They also don't...
I find it amusing that anyone who would have the capacity to read that news post would be unable to grasp the rather simple sentence structure...
RANK UDDER LORD
I'm glad that chapter 1 is not only the first but also the final chapter in this epic of stupidity. Please deposit your life story in the furnace...
They could do that without there being an option to spell it out. I would recommend you not use something that complicated, unless you intended...
And so yet another person has been spudulatized. [img]
Perhaps, but I have a feeling that a Japanese prostitute told him off by, apparently, saying that he has trouble with women in the area of...
I don't know. His idea would be damn complicated, but it would certainly add a factor of coolness, except that people who knew the word could get...
Yeah, because the majority of the population of the world is Christian - "hardcore Christan", at that.
Yeah, because marriage equals babies and no marriage equals no babies.
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