That's what happens when you gargle man-yogurt in exchange for Internet service - it tends to be a bit slow. If you would swallow what you can and...
Until now, I never realized the similarity between Dark Elf and Rosenshyne, but now that you mention it, Dark Elf does have a few suspiciously...
Personally, I wouldn't want to be a dick like DU.
Did he die with an erection in his pants and a smile on his face? He did, after all, get the tail he had been chasing. Enough tail to die for, you...
Just like when you go deep enough into most peoples' rectum. You'd be surprised at how foreign they sound as they are getting rammed, especially...
In other words, if Alice was a penis and the rabbit hole was his rectum, Charles Lutwidge would have been spot on. Beware the Mad Hatter. The...
Unfortunately he's not. Only silence can accomplish that.
On a related note, donkey punches have been linked to memory loss. Maybe you should consider a reformation of your sexual habits before you are...
Thank you so much for clarifying what the first post already said. I totally thought that we were just throwing in suggestions as to why Valve...
This poor scrotum-monster has a better grasp of the English language than you do, spunk-magnet.
Because you're not already dead. I'd think that would be obvious. I have far more death-worthy posts to my name than you do, so maybe I'll join...
An excellent question. Ask your parents and get back to us.
You mean her jaw bone, and what does that have to do with locating discs?.
A shame that they had to gave up this "bug-free" paradise for a bug-ridden would-be nonlinear RPG. I really don't see what the issue was....
Could it be Steam? [img]
Well, the chances that he will die are only 35% at that level, and it would take 30 days before we would get results. I recommend raising it to...
I like that. If I had a personality and no avatar, that would be mine.
He was at one point, but it seems getting pushed against a padded wall and restrained as he is bent over in order to allow the doctors to give him...
That, a few STDs, and an inability to sing will get you on Broadway. You need only apply.
No, a real man pulls a knife blade out of it's handle and sticks the handle end into his urethra, then starts a crazed spree of cock-slapping....
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