It was too big. The new phone needs a "nano" SIM. Which is basically like a micro SIM, but even more so. Good morning.
I just bought a new phone. Went to swap the SIM card from my old phone - it's not difficult, I've done it before. Nope. The SIM is the wrong...
Oh hey, guys, did you hear about that thing that happened? Over in that place? Crazy, right? Good morning.
I counted you, Dark Elf, and the lurker who never posts. Good morning.
Today, in Smuel Plays 20 Year Old Games, we're looking at The Sims 2. There's a lot of good improvements over The Sims, and on the whole I think...
Pro tip: If you meet a woman, and she repeatedly calls you crazy - she's crazy. Good morning.
Yes, the Super Mario Bros movie is seriously shit. Good morning.
In case you're being serious, the whole point of my joke is that the Super Mario Brothers movie is widely considered to be one of the worst video...
I've never played the games, but I have seen the Super Mario Bros movie, which I assume is enough to get the gist of the Mario Game Universe....
They have a cave troll, we have an internet troll. Or several. Good morning.
It's a me, Smuelissimo! Good morning.
Sounds like you just want to look very smart and witty. Good morning.
It's well documented that Americans pronounce T like D, e.g. calling water "wadder". But now I've noticed that they've started to pronounce D...
The same, but sitting down. Good morning.
In some ways that's more worrying. I expect that Putin was assuming that it would go the same way as with Crimea, where the Russian take-over was...
So, how about that World War 3, eh? Good morning.
Actually, the TV show is terrible, as you may have heard. Although the characters are all clearly adults, so at least that's staying true to the...
Spoiler alert: Next up, your dick - shall we say - loses its enthusiasm. On the plus side, I was able to watch the Teen Titans show by turning...
Spoiler alert: Next you will find that in order to read small text on objects, you have to move them further away from your eyes.
I watched Arrival recently, and was complaining the whole way through that it was so dark I could barely see anything. Even scenes that are set...
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