virginia sucks!

wow, i move to virginia and a month and a half later theres a fucking class 5 hurricane headed towards my house! holy shit! if you guys never hear from me again its because i died when my house collapsed. the north east quadrant of the hurricane is predicted to come straight through fairfax. thats the worst part of it at the moment, so yeah, we're just gonna make some choclate milk and watch the two towers... but at least i dont have to go to any lectures/labs today... heh heh <snivel> <whimper> :???:

 

I heartily agree with you- Virginia sucks a lot. In fact, Virginia sucks more than....umm.... <insert witty simile here>.

Don't worry, if you get killed in Izzy, I won't mourn you too much. I've already lost power once, but atleast I don't have school tomorrow. Hurrah!

PS: Your sig is huge and obnoxious, and I'd respect the other forum members by removing it.

 

you wont mourn me? i'm hurt! i'm just about the only male in this forum who hasnt made a creepy pass at you... (aside from asking you to mail me your underwear, but thats an obvious joke) but whatever, we've lost power a few times to many in California, or hadnt you heard? before i lived in Cali the only brown out i'd ever heard of was my favorite gay porno... jk.

as for the other forumers must observe a period of annoyance as a result of them pissing me off by criticizing the other sig i had before this one...

 

Oh I like this part.

 

its ok, i changed it, i just needed to agitate some people, who were agitating me... besides, while i was figuring out new gifs some web site decided i was as evil as

how evil are YOU!?!?

 

Hey! why don't you come to my house! On second thought... maybe I'll just give you some money for repairs. Hmm lets see... (rumages through his pockets) uhh all I got is 50.00$ and a used tissue. Hmm... I need the money (Strip club and porno late fees) here... well at least your nose will be dry.

 

Im really getting some heavy tension here

Arst thou implying through thy impertinant statement that thoust believeth that mine own person hath commited the grievous sin of forcing mine own affections uppon this chaste woman whom hath given my person no cause for complaint but thee hath given her cause for much grief? By the GODS I have got to stop studying Shakespear when Im tired, it really starts to effect you.

 

Rather, I would say study harder :lol:

 

In order to learn how to spell his name correctly at least.

 

Well, in all fairness, Shakespeare couldn't spell his own name. Well, he could, but he spelled it differently every time he wrote it.

 

Yes, but this is the kid who's yelling at everyone to spell correctly.

I never made a pass at snowy. I don't have very good aim. With my luck Jar will catch it and start thinking I'm going Richard Simons :???: .

 

"I have little use for a man who can think of only one way to spell a word" - Andrew Jackson*. He lived & died before we Americans lost the freedom of spelling, something even I cannot blame on the Republicans.

*Not an exact quote, but really close. He was speaking about Merrywether Lewis who spelled worst than I do, but it didn't matter as much then.

 

You are really showing your 59 years, Shady. I'm as evil as a banana. I don't know why I completed the survey.

 

i'm a pineapple. an evil pineapple. a very evil pineapple.
bwahahahahahaha!!!

 

Bad cat!