"Stupid Leelo!"

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  1. VerZreV

    VerZreV New Member

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    Welcome to another "VerZreV rant"

    Today, we discuss stupid people.

    Remember the scene from "The fifth element" where Leelo ran a search on human history and decided to focus on the word "War"? I hope so, because it just shows how incredibly stupid she must be.
    Observe; When I run a search on "War" on Google, it turns up these numbers:

    War = 56,000,000 sites

    While the word "Love" gives THIS result:

    Love = 70,100,000 sites

    Therefore I wonder why she decided to read ALL the 56,000,000 sites about war, as opposed to the 70,100,000 sites about love.
    "But she was only viewing pictures VerZreV! She never really "read" anything"
    Aha! But the same thing happens if I search for pictures.

    The word "War" = 555,000 pictures
    The word "Love" = 735,000 pictures

    This is the case: She looked for both love and war, but only concentrated on the war thing... Just goes to show that she only focused on the bad things humankind has to offer...
    Pffth! Some "Ultimate Being" she turned out to be!
    Oh yeah sure! The sites that Google finds dosen't HAVE to be about war, as the site only needs to use the word once. But I think it's pretty clear either way.
    And as a closing remark, look what she could easily have chosen instead of "war":

    The word "Donkey" = 1,130,000 sites.

    Stupid Leelo.
    And shame on me for badmouthing a movie with Bruce Willis :)
     
  2. Chalupa Cobra

    Chalupa Cobra New Member

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    Kudos to YOU, VerZreV, for pointing out such a major flaw in an otherwise perfectly concocted movie!!! We would never have known that websites containing pornography outnumbered those websites that dealt with man's eternal fascination with combat. I wish I was a billionaire so that I could patronize other such valuable projects that you most probably have in store for us. Huzzah!
     
  3. Settler

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    Damn...there's nothing legally wrong with your inane babble...
     
  4. Phoenix

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    Lol, wonder what would have happened if Leelo researched sex instead of war :D .
     
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    There should be more sites than that because it is the future.
     
  6. Ferret

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    Two points:

    1. She didn't know what the concept of 'war' was, because she was a perfect being. It was her pure fascination that humans were capable of such a concept that drove her to research it so. 'Love' must have seemed like a common concept and thus not worth researching against the fascinatingly new concept of war.

    2. She most likely didn't use the google search engine. :lol:

    And Chuppa Chups has a point too; the vast majoirty of web sites out there that contain the word 'love' are most likely pornography sites. :p
     
  7. Chalupa Cobra

    Chalupa Cobra New Member

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    Thank you, Ferret. I'll ask you once to stop misspelling my name. Ferret, would you stop misspelling my name??
     
  8. Ferret

    Ferret New Member

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    No offence meant. It wasn't a mispelling - just a bit of laziness on my part. For some reason, every time I read your name I can't help but think of those lollipops..... :lol:
     
  9. Chalupa Cobra

    Chalupa Cobra New Member

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    Agh, that's not right. My handle was meant to inspire terror and an awesome respect.
     
  10. Demosthenes

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    When I read your name the phrase "Chalupa Chode" enters my mind. This is due to memories of working at camp and hearing over the loudspeaker at Six Flags saying "will the LIT Chalupa Chode group please report to the busing area." The only reason I see that when looking at your name is because of numerous inside jokes, but now you have to know about it and not understand it.
     
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    Whenever someone says "chupa chups" I can't help but think "sucky suck [one dorrah]".
     
  12. Qilikatal

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    You should not worry about that, Ferret misspellings are famous all around this board. :p
     
  13. Ferret

    Ferret New Member

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    They are?!? Considering I don't spell things badly very often at all, and pride myself on my grammar and vocabulary, I don't see how... :/
     
  14. Qilikatal

    Qilikatal New Member

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    Well that---------> :p Should perhaps show that i was joking.
     
  15. Ferret

    Ferret New Member

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    Ah, sorry. I thought that you just found your statement humourous. :roll:
     
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  17. Ferret

    Ferret New Member

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    What's so funny with that? :/

    I'm sorry if I use all the letters properly, if you're referring to the spelling. I'm not American and won't spell things incorrectly if I can help it.
     
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    You're not serious? Whenever I see your nick I think of the spicy Mexican dish, with tomatoes and jalapeno peppers.... I mean, chalupas are good and tasty to be sure, but I don't know about "awesome respect".

    Oh, right, you were kidding. Never mind.
     
  19. mrnobodie

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    i thought it was "two dollah sucky-sucky, me love you looong time" .
     
  20. VerZreV

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    I would say five "dollah" instead, I mean, how is a asian hooker going to afford a new pack of smokes and a Lifestyle magazine for only two dollars?

    Can't be done!

    And the "Looong time" part can also be discussed...
     
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