im feeling lousy today

yeah yeah

and to whoever did something to my sig, its NOT funny

 

What? You're telling me you didn't do that by yourself? Damn, I thought you were giving in to humble humor there...

So, because it's 6:38AM and my cynicism has yet to kick in, I'm gonna play a game called "temporary benefit of the doubt."

So you're ten, which mean's your chinese zodiac is what, either the monkey or the rooster? And your regular zodiac sign is, well I dunno, what? Let's see...English is your third language? What are the first two? Note: baby talk is NOT considered a language anymore... Crap, cynicism is readily kicking in as I type. And you are aware that you're more mentally mature than those of your supposed age. And you know this how?

Wait wait wait...you're 10? So that means you're in um...5th grade? That's gotta be wrong. I'm hoping when Jar wrote "he claims to be 10", he actually meant "he claims to be IN 10TH". Because otherwise, why would a 5th or 6th grade teacher make you write a thousand word essay on homework? Hell, if you're so much more mature than others, why didn't you hand in your homework in the first place?

 

well, currently im spending my school days with a bunch of 14 year old idiots.
they need ME to teach them indices!!!!!

and im ten.
i skipped 1st grade, 2nd grade, 5th grade and um...7th grade

i dun know much about chinese zodiac, i think its the dragon??? dunno

WHERE i came from is NOT important.
i know you people can probably track my IP addr, but i prefer you to respect my privacy/

 

those admins have the authorization to put up a porn in your sig

 

If you've skipped so much grade, why are you such an idiot.

I mean, your sig clearly stated the fact that you were an idiot, it even did that in nice bold red font....

So, therefor, you could not have possable skipped 4 grades, unless mabye you possable live in some country not known to this world...one that doesn't even exist. Or you live on an island with 3 people on it, and you just happen to be the smartest of them all....

 

Wow, I love the bullshit game! Can I play too?

My dad is an astronaut, and my mum a former movie star. We regularly get celebrities visiting our beachside mansion. I'm about 6'4", perfect body, I can eat and do whatever I want, I have black belts in every conceivable martial art, and in a few months I'll be the biggest action, comedy, drama and romance star on the planet. I also didn't even have to do school, and I completed one doctorate a day for the first week after I was born, then I decided it would be a good idea to get some sleep.

How did I do?

 

You forgot to mention the 9 different harems full of beautiful women that you own. For those of you who don't know, whenever Jar isn't around here, he is in one of his harems. He needs so many so that the US Special Forces can't find him because Jarinor is on the FBI's Top Twenty Most Wanted Men list.

 

Yeah...the FBI Top Twenty Most Wanted Mens Autographs list!

 

I'm on that!

Wait...no, that was the OTHER me!

I want the play the bullshit game soon too, let me think of something first, I'll get back to you...!

 

idiots

 

You know, with your sig, that post becomes slightly funny.