goddamn haiku

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  1. mrnobodie

    mrnobodie New Member

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    i was just at another site i frequent and this i what i find...... atleast it's funny.


    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes, and lost data.
    Guess which has occurred.
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    A file that big?
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.
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    Windows NT crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.
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    Errors have occurred.
    We won't tell you where or why.
    Lazy programmers.
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    Seeing my great fault
    Through darkening blue windows
    I begin again
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    The code was willing,
    It considered your request,
    But the chips were weak.
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    Printer not ready.
    Could be a fatal error.
    Have a pen handy?
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    Server's poor response
    Not quick enough for browser.
    Timed out, plum blossom.
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    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.
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    Login incorrect.
    Only perfect spellers may
    enter this system.
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    This site has been moved.
    We'd tell you where, but then we'd
    have to delete you.
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    wind catches lily
    scatt'ring petals to the wind:
    segmentation fault
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    ABORTED effort:
    Close all that you have.
    You ask way too much.
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    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand dollar screen dies
    so beautifully.
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    With searching comes loss
    and the presence of absence:
    "My Novel" not found.
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    The Tao that is seen
    Is not the true Tao, until
    You bring fresh toner.
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    The Web site you seek
    cannot be located but
    endless others exist
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    Stay the patient course
    Of little worth is your ire
    The network is down
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    A crash reduces
    your expensive computer
    to a simple stone.
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    There is a chasm
    of carbon and silicon
    the software can't bridge
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    Yesterday it worked
    Today it is not working
    Windows is like that
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    To have no errors
    Would be life without meaning
    No struggle, no joy
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    You step in the stream,
    but the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.
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    No keyboard present
    Hit F1 to continue
    Zen engineering?
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    Hal, open the file
    Hal, open the damn file, Hal
    open the, please Hal
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    Out of memory.
    We wish to hold the whole sky,
    But we never will.
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    Having been erased,
    The document you're seeking
    Must now be retyped.
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    The ten thousand things
    How long do any persist?
    Netscape, too, has gone.
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    Rather than a beep
    Or a rude error message,
    These words: "File not found."
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    Serious error.
    All shortcuts have disappeared
    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
     
  2. xento

    xento New Member

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    Oh! Those are pretty good, mrnobodie! Thanks for sharing!

    BTW, your avatar is awesome! Kinda reminds me of the time MY dad dressed up as santa....
     
  3. Immortal_Wombat

    Immortal_Wombat New Member

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    missed the last haikus
    was not a member back then
    want to do haikus
     
  4. Ring lord

    Ring lord Member

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    that's a great haiku! (and a long one aswell)
    what sites do you visit that you find such stuff in them? :lol:
     
  5. Sheriff Fatman

    Sheriff Fatman Active Member

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    Nobodie is coy
    Haiku threads are evidence
    He loves them really
     
  6. bryant1380

    bryant1380 New Member

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    Sheriff has come back
    I am so glad I could scream
    (I'm in love with him)

    Sheriff is just right
    Nobodie does love haiku
    He's in denial
     
  7. Immortal_Wombat

    Immortal_Wombat New Member

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    sherrif a top bloke
    even when i fuck with him
    didn't arrest me
     
  8. Sheriff Fatman

    Sheriff Fatman Active Member

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    New Orleans beckons
    My return must be short-lived
    More abscence ahead
     
  9. bryant1380

    bryant1380 New Member

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    You are visiting?
    You fly to New Orleans with wife?
    Maybe I see you...

    Aw, damn the haiku. You going to fly to Louisiana Sheriff? Is that what you meant? You moving there, like you threatened to do in the past, or are you just visiting the wife's folks? Hey, maybe you and Lysa can swing by Georgia on your way back. I'm an hour from Jacksonville, Florida, you can fly outta JAXPORT to get back to Great Brit. Ya'll come on over, me and the wife will pull out the hide-a-bed for ya to spend the night. Give us a holler if you'll be in our neck of the woods!
     
  10. Sheriff Fatman

    Sheriff Fatman Active Member

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    Just visiting my in-laws Retard. I'll be there all next week. If you're coming to a Mardi Gras parade, let me know which one ;o)
     
  11. gamenut

    gamenut New Member

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    did everyone forget where i live already? I live a measly 2 hours from New Orleans! *preparees his camera and black suit* anyone want pics of sheriff?


    EDIT: anyway, Mardi Gras isn't all it's cracked up to be. Just an excuse to get drunk, see women flashing everyone, and wild parties. nope. nothing to see here :lol: and believe me. women would flash you if you even gave them so much as a bead.
     
  12. Immortal_Wombat

    Immortal_Wombat New Member

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    Etalis Craftlord New Member

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    I heard the haiku
    It called me to this board
    Now I am trapped.
     
  14. Snowmane

    Snowmane New Member

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    Holy shit! He's back!
    Where have you been, Etalis?
    Glad you are back, though.
     
  15. Settler

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    Gravedig an old thread,
    Pointless post, may be my last,
    Jinxed will ban me now.
     
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