Great quotes through the centuries.

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  1. xento

    xento New Member

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  2. Darkwalker

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    nbrosz, goddamn it, this has no relevancy to the thread. Post this bullshit in your jello and crayons Garfield spam thread!
     
  3. xento

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    It went along with YOUR post. Fine! Geeze! People get sooo angry and stern these days! :evil:
     
  4. Etalis Craftlord

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    Darkwalker, this is what we call "hypocrisy". If you're going to bitch and moan about spamming, at least don't contribute to it, ok?

     
  5. Darkwalker

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    Never get enough, do ya Mouth? Seeing as how this is my thread and I've made it abundantly clear how much I loathe the nonsense jackoffs like nbrosz spew, I feel well within my rights to slam his fingers in the door. Ya don't like it? Go suck start a shotgun.
     
  6. Jarinor

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    Actually, Meatloaf sang that. So that can be attributed to whoever wrote the song.

    Hell, I can't think of any more.
     
  7. tzehoong

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    This life's dim windows of the soul
    Distorts the heavens from pole to pole
    And leads you to believe a lie
    When you see with, not through, the eye.


    -William Blake-




    "The heart of man is not compound of lies,
    but draws some wisdom from the only Wise,
    and still recalls Him. Though now long estranged
    Man is not wholly lost nor wholly changed.
    Dis-graced he may be, yet is not de-throned,
    and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned:
    Man, Sub-creator, the refracted Light
    through whom is splintered from a single White
    to many hues, and endlessly combined
    in living shapes that move from mind to mind.
    Though all the crannies of the world we filled
    with Elves and Goblins, though we dared to build
    Gods and their houses out of dark and light
    and sowed the seeds of dragons--'twas our right
    (used or misused). That right has not decayed:
    we make still by the law in which we're made."



    "Mythopeia" by J.R.R. Tolkien
     
  8. Windmills

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    A few Quips by our pal Homer Simpson:

    - Oh no ... Aliens ... bioduplication ...nude conspiracies ... Oh, my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right.

    - To shake your booty means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate.

    - I tell ya. It's hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their little faces ... I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something.

    - Hi, uh…let me have one of those Porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harpor, a couple of those panty shields, (Speaks really fast) and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. No, make it two.

    - Homer : No tongue, eh? How did he talk, and eat, and laugh, and LOVE?
    Lisa : He had a prosthetic tongue made out of silver.
    Homer : Yes, that'd do.

    - [reading screen] "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key? I see Esk ["ESC"], Catarl ["CTRL"], and Pig-Up ["PGUP"]. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Woo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB. [presses TAB key].
     
  9. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    The only people who need hope are those that don't have any.
    - Got no bloody idea

    Can we knock off the serious arguments and stick to semi-offensive bullshit, please? Thanks.
    - Calis

    You have to admire her aim.
    - Saint_Proverbius on Tubgirl
     
  10. Hel Khat

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    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

    I like that one and thought it belonged here :nod:

    "Fair is foul and foul is fair"- Shakespear

    "To be or NOT to be that is the question!"- Shakespear

    "Stay with me..."- Shakespear's sister

    "Here I come to save the day!"- Mighty Mouse

    "Look up in the sky! It's a bird? NO It's a plane! It's Superman!"- Street people

    "Oh Mighty Isis!"-Isis (the TV show)

    "R-E-S-P-E-C-T findout what it means to me!"- The Queen of Soul

    "We are NOT amused"- The Queen of England (former)

    "You'll love it at Levitz" - Some dude named Levitz

    "Elemintary my dear Watson" Some guy named Holmes....

    "Watson Come here...." Some guy named Edison
     
  11. tzehoong

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    Hel Khat, on behalf of all the English-speaking people of the world I beg you to get a dictionary.

    "Shakespear", "Elemintary". Goodness.
     
  12. Hel Khat

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    Hey I was testing you! be happy that you passed, cause if you hadn't you would have had you take my last request :evil:

    http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/Lastrequest.jpg

    Oh and check out this quote:

    http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/argue.jpg

    Suddenly I feel very happy that I haven't won any arguments around here lately :eek:

    And be sure not to forget THIS imortal quote:

    http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/eyetest.jpg

    I honestly couldn't agree more!

    And please whatever you do DON'T click this link unless....

    http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/fag.jpg

    Can you feel all the love in the air? :hippy:

    Ahhh yes and still another imortal quote, for somereason I think of you Windmill ;)

    http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/priceless123.jpg
     
  13. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    Hah! They're good Hel Khat. Check out these though:

    http://www.emro.who.int/TFI/Joke.gif

    This one's really funny:

    http://www.amsco.org/Personeels-foto's/Joke.jpg

    Whatever you do, make sure you check out this one:

    http://www.hash.com/users/ed/joke.JPG

    This one is really funny:

    http://www.bath.ac.uk/~ensab/joke.gif

    I couldn't stop laughing over this one:

    http://yoda.zoy.org/photos/2002/03-03-N ... -small.jpg

    This one cracks me up with hilarity:

    http://www.intelbrief.com/images/joke.gif

    This one has to be the best:

    http://www2.egenet.com.tr/mastersj/brit ... urkish.jpg

    I've seen this one before but it's still really funny:

    http://www.iun.edu/~math/images/joke.gif

    This one is good:

    http://www.mtncartoons.com/_derived/car ... 20joke.gif

    You'll be rolling on the floor laughing with this one:

    http://www.new-line.nl/images/drive-in/joke.jpg

    This one is really good:

    http://www.mdjobsite.com/images/joke.jpg

    I like this:

    http://www.damtp.cam.ac.uk/user/e2e/mk278/joke.gif

    This is funny once you understand it:

    http://www.djandassoc.com/photos/joke-all.jpg

    Heh! This one is great:

    http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~igr/images/joke.gif

    I don't get this one:

    http://www.mdjobsite.com/Pop.cfm
     
  14. tzehoong

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    He said


    then he said


    Yep. Uh-huh. Testing. Sure. :roll:

    Go get that dictionary
     
  15. Hel Khat

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    Um... would you believe that was a second test? :eek: Er... Just seeing how quickly you pick up on my well hidden mispellings... Er... YEAH THAT"S THE TICKET :nod:
     
  16. Windmills

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    Okay. I have officially had enough of this. Hel Khat, please, don't come back here with the same old crap again. I thought you'd changed. Jesus fucking christ. I have tried giving you the benefit of the doubt, but enough's enough, man. I don't appreciate the comment about the duct-taped tits and associating that with me.

    I never thought I'd see the day I was on the same boat with Jarinor, but this has got to stop.
     
  17. bryant1380

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    DU, a couple of those are in a foreign language. And one was a picture of a dog, a Saint Bernard I believe. What was funny about that?
     
  18. Darkwalker

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    These quotes were uttered by none other than the esteemed forty-third President of the United States, George W. Bush.


    "Rarely is the question asked: 'Is our children learning?"

    On the state of the nation's educational system

    "The senator has got to understand if he's going to have, he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."

    On Senator John McCain

    "I think we agree the past is over."

    Following a meeting with McCain

    "Laura and I sometimes don't realize how bright our children is until we get an objective analysis."

    On the importance of implementing standardized testing

    "We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."

    On liking thy neighbor
     
  19. Deadly Bread

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    "I am not going to do the prostitute today." - Tim Cain
    "Dismemberment is inherently funny" - Jason Taylor

    "Now that that bit of formality is over, what the BLOODY, BLOODY, BLOODY HELL are you doing here?" - Loxley
    ... you have to hear it for the full effect, but shame on any who don't remember it.
     
  20. Qilikatal

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    "where is the trpitrap to the other etage?"
    A friend of mine in prague when asking for the stairs to the second flor.
     
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