The Heathen In Our Midst

**Gets out his Arcanum Instruction Manual and puts it on his podium with the Arcanum symbol on it and goes into reverand mode** I say unto you, Terra-Arcanum brothers and sisters, that we have a heathen in our midst!! He is a spammer, and we must rid our otherwise semi-pure selves of him. But what is the heathens name you ask!!?? It is an evil and infamous name, a name that most of us know, he has been banished before, but he returneth!! He spammeth our board, dredging up threads that are older than dirt, he defaces our spledor with his evil and idiotic comments. His name is second in rank to Satan himself!! His name is.....Ioo **Steps down from his podium**

 

I always saw Ioo as a philistine.

 

I haven't heard from him in a long time, but yes, he is the king of spamming. I think I can speak for most of us when I say that I hate spam.

 

unless it's in pineapple upside-down cake form, of course...

 

Or diced into little squares and fried up with rice. It's a delicacy¹!




¹In certain Pacific Islands.

 

They must be some cheap-ass people.

 

Hey, motherfucker. I'm one of those cheap-ass people. SPAM is God's own food, remember that. It's salty, pink, gelatinous, reasonably priced mana from heaven.

 

because the best things in life are pink...

 

Milo, it is made out of an unidentified part of the cow (or pig). I have never tried it, but I know that people in the pacific isles use spam a lot in their cooking.

 

wow, a triple post, even... and don't knock something till you've tried it...you'd be surprised what tastes good... peanut butter and dill pickle sandwiches, for example...

 

Damn. I'm good!!! I'd like to know how I did a triple post. Nothing to see here people. Move along, I've deleted them all.

 

For the love of God, do not sexualize SPAM. It's one of the only pure and wholesome things left in this sick, cruel world.

And gamenut, it's not made out of unidentified parts of pig. It's made out of Special Parts of the pig. And More.

(S)pecial
(P)arts
(A)nd
(M)ore

 

hey, i don't know what you're thinking of, milo... i was referring to pink cadillacs... :wink:

 

Nobody that's cool rides in pink cadillacs anymore.

 

HMM.

Who cares what Ioo writes.
I don't know anyone who stares at the Sun.

 

You're back Milo! Um, welcome back I guess.

SPAM = Spiced Ham.

SpamBurgers are a great treat for the whole family¹!



¹ May not be as great a treat as advertised.