The full stop (or period, to our female readers) on the end of this thread's title is annoying me. Please remove it.
Oh, I didn't realise it was abuse. In that case, go ahead, abuse me. Lay it on me, you big hunk of beef. Abuse my tight... squinty eyelids with your photons of shame. Finger... your keyboard as you moderate my posts. Strangle... my burgeoning sense of self worth with your incisive witticisms. Fuck... my ass with your big farmer's dick. Uh... metaphorically! But also please have sex with me.
