Fun-time with changing lyrics for songs

Now I know this thread sounds like it belongs on the itinerary of a concentration camp, but hear me out. The idea is to change some or all of the lyrics to a new and popular or old and well known song with humorous consequences, if you like with a preferred means of delivery too. I do it all the time, mainly as a means of procrastination. To get the ball rolling, here's my rendition of part of the chorus of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye - delivered in the style of a sexual deviant:

"But you didn't have to suck me off,
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing,
And now I really want your love,
You treated me like a stranger and it felt so rough."

I was going to lead with an alteration of Call Me Maybe along the lines of Please Have My Babies, even posting a similar thread as such, but of course a quick internet search dashed my hopes of being awesomely clever and original and I had to delete it. Stupid internet, pissing on all my dreams.

 

This is a couple of years old and will only make sense to people who followed the recent UK Labour Party leadership contest, and you have to read the subtitles:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JObVDZpjBec[/youtube]

 

Ke$ha - Tik Tok in the style of Nazis:

(Warning this is Crude, poorly done, uninformed and very insensitive.)


Wake up in the morning feelin like der Füher
Write Mein Kampf, tell Germany I'm gonna make the race purer
Before i leave, fuck my niece, with Eva Braun too
Cuz when i leave for Mein Reich, I'm gonna kill some Jews

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2YyZcjdO9E[/youtube]

 

I actually make half-baked parodies of songs (and original melodies) all the time while home and alone. And sometimes with my wife, while she rolls her eyes. Most involve sexual acts. Actually, about 98%. And 100% of those involve the butt.


To the tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody -

Does this not feel right?
That's one fine ass to please.
Caught in your rectum -
No escape from my penis sneeze.

Open your cheeks
And spread wide your thighs for me ~

I don't read Tolstoy
But I like nacho cheese
Because now when I come
You will go
Take my cash
You're a ho.

Any way my thing goes,
Always dangling past both my knees -
My knees.

Momma ~
Just thrilled a man.
Put her butt against his face,
With it all full of toothpaste

Momma ~
He had just been sprung,
But now you've gone and made the poor man gay ~

I normally don't get all the way through a song, but I think you can see I have fun with things.

 

Whuh? I didn't think I'd been away for that long. Clearly I missed a lot.

 

I realize I started a thread about awful lyrics, so I may come off as somewhat of a hypocrite when I comment that

seems like quite the worthless pursuit, but then I read

and the hobby was instantly redeemed.

Instantly.

 

It's nothing but a time waster, so your initial opinion is still valid. Something to keep me entertained while I'm cooking or being otherwise handy.

It actually happened before you were gone, but I didn't talk about that much here.

Killer Queen -

I just put on a condom
Got it from the cabinet
Won't masturbate, tonight
Because now I'm getting laid!

Women avoided me
Though now your puss I see
At anytime here's an erection
For you to try~

Take off your underpants
Removing clothes becomes a dance
Extraordinarily nice

You just broke my we-en
Such a pain I've never seen
I may puke, or I may scream
Hurts so much, I think I'm blind
Shattered mind~!