Pterodactyl Porn

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  1. Grakelin

    Grakelin New Member

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    I remember seeing photos years ago, but had never seen a movie!
     
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    There are many ways a woman could want to be eternalized on the internet.

    Fairly sure being fucked by pterodactyls is not one of them.
     
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    I've wondered for a while now, but been too lazy to do any serious research into it... how well endowed would a man have to be for an erection to cause fainting or death via blood loss?
     
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    Buddy, if you have to ask then yours isn't big enough.
     
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    What I want to know is what Grakelin had been searching for to stumble onto this? Personally I always find there's nothing wrong with a good bit of Elf Porn.
     
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    Episode 2 of Whorelore was my favourite, it has that scene you just posted. I mean I've never seen that before.
     
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    You have to lose about 30% of total blood volume before you start seeing any ill effects. So... that's about three pints, or 1.5 litres.

    So think of a 1L juice or milk carton and add another half a one. Or three pint glasses end to end.

    Okay, now visualise yourself slowly stroking them along the entire length while glancing shyly up at the guy and licking your lips...
     
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    But these are not furries. They're scalies.
     
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    It was circulating around the department here at the uni.
     
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    Uh huh.

    Oh God...

    I wonder if Charles would watch porn?
     
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    You have to pay and subscribe to that website as far as I can tell. In other words, what's wrong with you??
     
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    Odds are he is pirating it.
     
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    Thanks for the disclaimer, Grakelin. I steered clear of even viewing this topic until I was home based solely on the subject.
    It was funny when they finally remembered to flap their wings.
    Were those lightning flashes or camera flashes?
    I hope the guy working the puppet gets his name in the credits.

    Not a bad gig, really. A bloke doesn't have to be handsome or "talented" to pull that off.
     
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    Eh, that's true. And I suppose it doesn't even have to be a guy in the suit.
    Both of those clips made me laugh.
    Apparently there's Kaiju porn, and even a novel called Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis, featuring Godzilla bukkakke.
     
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    Thanks for the T-Rex link, Gross. Made me popular in the lounge today. A woman specifically closed the door so that I would have no excuse to blast the sound effects and put this shit on.

    I can say with confidence that Dinosaur Porn has improved my life.
     
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