DE, you bastard.

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  1. Archmage Orintil

    Archmage Orintil New Member

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    There you go. It becomes a preservation.
     
  2. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    Now that's what I would call a safari park.
     
  3. Arthgon

    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    It will also, make it possibly to slow down the overpopulation in the cities in your country. Just bring the unwanted children/people to the park in your area, and the problem is solved.
     
  4. The_Bob

    The_Bob Administrator Staff Member

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    Wolves are big dogs, and everyone hates it when dogs shit in the park. That wouldn't do. Besides, half the wolves would end up choking on a bum within the first week. Within a month the bad diet of retarded babies and old people would make them weak, eventually allowing the unstoppable flood of bunnies to eat them alive.
     
  5. Gjerdev Ankarus

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    Who the hell walks around a park full of wolves, critiquing their ability to shit?

    And anyway, once the bunnies take over again, you just seal off the park and continue to dispose of the mentally challenged and physically old by catapulting them over the wall at the ravenous, potentially zombified little fuzzballs.

    However I still think the whole thing is a plot by the Swedish government to take revenge against defenseless creatures, which they blame for the downfall of their phallic empire.
     
  6. Arthgon

    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    On the other hand, perhaps are these fuzzy creatures not as innocent as we think they really are. Do not forget, that they are family of the Evil White Rabbit.

    Bring some modifications or mutations to them, so that they are immune for these troubles.
     
  7. Archmage Orintil

    Archmage Orintil New Member

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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Anyone who's first thought, upon hearing that there are wolves in the park, is to go "Oh GOD! If they're shitting on my running trail!?" and proceeds to go and investigate is someone who definitely needs to be eaten.
     
  9. Xiao_Caity

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    Seconded, thirded, motion carried.

    And just for the record, that's one BIG fuckin' rabbit. Because someone had to say it and it might as well be me.
     
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    They are the descendants of the Vorpal Bunny. BURN THEM.
     
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    Funny fact. I practically live in Stockholm, and I have not heard about this.

    Why does an American know more about what happens in my backyard than I do.
     
  14. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Because you spend all your time playing Dungeons and Dragons?
     
  15. rosenshyne

    rosenshyne New Member

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    Because you haven't sold your soul to StumbleUpon?
     
  16. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Because you spend your spare time trying to educate your left hand as to how to beat your dick as well as your right?
     
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    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    Because you're busy inventing a Sybian that runs on fuel instead of electricity and starts with a pull-cord.
     
  18. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I just got the mental image of a steam-punk Sybian. Pardon me while I go buy large quantities of brass, copper, and stainless steel.
     
  19. wobbler

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    GOOD SIR!
    I have only played Dungeons and Dragons three times in my life. I don't need to resort to tacky games like that to escape real life!

    (I use Swedish games instead...)

    No, I went with the old fashion style and sold it to Satan instead.

    What a coincidence, I was just about to send you a message and ask if you could be my teacher in the matter.
     
  20. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    That, I do not know from who's point of view is worst.
     
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