Awesome must be shared..

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  1. Ramidel

    Ramidel New Member

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    They don't, but that's why you customize them yourself.
     
  2. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I put giant stickers on mine. Makes'em go faster. :)
     
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    Nonononononono. You paint them red, because Red un go fastah!

    *ducks thrown bottles* Okay, I'm done.
     
  4. rosenshyne

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    I no longer have any idea what the fuck we're talking about.
     
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    I think they somehow wound up talking about native american women interested in polygyny, and how they preform better when they have stickers (preferably large ones) attatched to them. It's probably better not to ask.
     
  6. Peter Quincy

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    ((qm / xy) - h) / R = t

    where qm is the quality and the mass of the chocolate, repectively, that you're giving them,
    x is the number of harem chicks,
    y the number of years of training they've recieved,
    h, the seductive value of the hose (as derived from length x laciness per inch / color index),
    and R, the percentage of their bodies covered in red Paint,
    will result in t, the time it takes you to decide to cheat on your girlfriend.
    Any negative results count as zero.
     
  7. rosenshyne

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    Why do you bring math into it? It's shockingly easy to have a harem.

    Step 1. Marry me.

    Step 2. Find short, curvy brunette with smiling eyes to move in with us.

    Step 3. Have harem.



    Y'all are making this whole thing way too complicated.
     
  8. Ramidel

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    Rosenshyne, was that a subtle hint that you wanted to be shipped with Xiao?
     
  9. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Ramidel, I think you mean that she wants Xiao shipped to her.
     
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    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    Rosie...and.. Xiao..
    I..
    uh..
    well..
    *looks outside*
    Oh look. It's raining.
    I think I'll go walk in it.
     
  13. Ramidel

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    ::sets voice synthesizer to "Adam Baldwin"::

    I'll be in my bunk.
     
  14. TheDavisChanger

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    To whom is rosenshyne married? Is he aware of the potential?
     
  15. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    That would be Fish, and he tends to be around. Haven't seen him in a while though. Perhaps Rosie murdered him, so that she could marry someone who wanted Caity. Not that I'd be at all surprised if Fish did.
     
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    Da boyz iz gotz a Red Squiggof to smash da humies fastah! WAAAAGH!
     
  17. TheDavisChanger

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    That's what I thought. Him or TransparentPainting as they have the same avatar.
     
  18. papa_dog_1999

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    A mushroom is not always a mushroom, but sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
    --Freud
     
  19. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    That raises an interesting question.

    Xiao, would you prefer that I flew to Australia to give you a ring, or would you rather come here? :)
     
  20. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    She's coming down here for a "visit" when she moves to Little America, remember.
     
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