Your Web Character Sheet

You know everything they say is a lie. You can't hide it: You're actually a Weeaboo.

 

Only to you, my little spammer. Only to you.


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Douche?

It's an innate ability of my prestige class at level 5. Just 1 more level to go...

 

The hell is a weeaboo?

 

If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know.

 

Name: jlt314 AKA soviet AKA Jarislajfr AKA randomize one, humor me
Race: subterran amoeba
Age category: podling
Level: 25
Class: Noob 18 / Arsonist 5 / Troll 2
Place of Origin: a broken land to the east
Alignment: Chaotic Good

Feats: Forum Survival;
Spawn Offspring; Resist Ban; Use IP Modification Software;
Post Now, Think Later;

Spells: Understand OOTS Webcomic Reference
Minor Gravedig, Gravedig, Major Gravedig
Produce Random Post
Contribute to Discussion
Produce BTT Post

Weakness:
Язык мой - враг мой

 

You've been banned twice now (and I'm sure this account will be banned in the near future)... here's your sheet.

Name: Dumbass
Race: Troll
Level: 3
Class: Noob 1/ Persistent Noob 2
Race: Vapid imbecile
Alignment: Clueless

Feats: Empty Mind, Idiot Focus (Gravedig), Idiot Focus (Remake Avatar)

Spells: LiNk2WaReZ

Weakness: Yourself

 

time to use forum survival on the other hand, the fact that a user with 6 years forum life resorts to profanity and kindergarten insults after an obviously provocative post, definitely qualifies as having troll levels - my bad, gonna edit

 

Magicarp, you just got burned by the Ruskie.

 

Magikot: I think that soviet misses these feats: Big Mouth to the Elders, Groveling to Others.

DarkFool: Nay, the insult of Soviet is a bit silly.

 

First mistake. N00b only has five levels, much like the Moatoob Rogue class. And I won't even comment on how many levels you claim to have. *wince*

Chaotic Aggravating, thank you.

The IP Mod Software feat has been Errata'd out of existence. Sorry.

I see you have the full Gravedig spell set. May I suggest never using it here for the rest of your existence?

Um... huh?

 

I don't know Russian, but it's not hard to find a translator. But, uh, that's odd. Is it your weakness because you never got a proper education in English?

 

Lady Xiao, I have to disagree with your analysis.
to the best of my knowledge, there is no limit in gaining noob class levels, which leads to abuse for quick level gain. I plead guilty.
Chaotic Aggravating - thank you but please update rulebooks and errata lists used - the IP Mod feat is currently in use.

If the desire to gravedig overcomes me, I shall remember the Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion and post links to interesting threads instead.

Transparent, no, that's a more or less biblical quote. literally stating "my tongue is my enemy", common interpretation is that the ability to express thoughts is our own way to demise

 

Ah, I translated it to language instead of tongue. Not so odd, when you think about it.

 

You are beginning here with noob Level 1. Also, soviet you got yourself now some new feats: Greater Groveling, Craft Long winding history stories, Craft passive-aggressive and annoying words.

You better listen to Xiao, or you meet The Shovel Of Gravedigging.

 

I thought noob levels were like the future tech research options at the end of civ research trees. Doesn't matter how many you keep getting it won't actually win you the game?


Name: Church Winchester (Zanza)
Race: Human
Level: 23
Class: Paladin (23) - (Boring hey)
Alignment: Lawful Good
Height: 5'9
Eye Colour: Green
Hair: Brown
Complexion: Caucasian
Place of Origin: Simocratia


Feats:
Steadfast Determination
Confidant
Iron Will
Boyscout Ethics


Spells:
Restore Grave
Repentance
Resistance
Perseverance
Observance

Weakness:
Oxygen Thieves
Mouth Breathers
Shoe Size IQs

 

You want a 3.5 list and the meaning of the Feats, Alignments, etc,?

Wow...we got ourself a crusader here.

 

Name: Rosie Posie Pudding and Pie
Race: Ent
Level: We stopped counting at "Awesome"
Class: Grammarian 2, Xenophobe 2, Kung-Fu Master 5, Strumpet 1, Royal 13, Big Cat 27

Place of Origin: Every man's fantasies.
Alignment: Chaotic Fuck You, You Scrawny Little Weasel
Feats: Greater Summon Sycophant, Coincidental Regular Reunion, Greater My Kids Are Cuter Than Yours, Greater Diplomatic Ties, Craft Flame, Craft Sardonic Response, Craft Useful Advice, Lesser Random Disappearance, Level 2 Summon Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Spells:
Ignore
Charm
Stomp
Find Hentai
*Never-Ending Super Happy Dance of Doom* Now with Cheez!!!

Weapons: Giant Paw of Shut the Fuck Up, Armor of Cast-Iron Stomach, +2 Boots of Noob-Kill

Weaknesses: You feelin' lucky, punk?

 

Sorry, I don't fantasize about married women.

 

That was my place of origin. I haven't been there in years, but I guarantee that at some point you dreamed about the kind of girl I used to be.

 

Be interesting to see how my Lawful Good will change over my time here.