Out of Patience

Thank you! I took 'Craft Disturbing Mental Image' for my feat last level. :roll:

(And if you don't get that joke, go read 'Order of the Stick' RIGHT NOW.)

 

I took "Summon Exposition" for my Bard.

 

Isn't that the most awesome trick? Especially if your Bard has a high INT, you get quicker infodumps that way.

 

So, speaking of Vagina Dentata, would there be a secondary digestive system at play? Would the lining act as an absorbing medium, ala Venus Flytrap? Or would there be a alternate path to the woman’s stomach?

Either way, I guess it would allow the woman to enjoy two of her favorite foods at the same time. I guess this could lead to orgasmic cheesecake.

Note: Sometimes I hate my brain. Now I'm wondering if there's a gay equivalent for men.... Anus Dentata??

 

Diviner 5/Cleric (knowledge) 5/Mystic Theurge 10

"I spend the day casting all the divination spells I know. Now gimme the damned module so I know what the hell is going on."


EDIT:

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So, speaking of Vagina Dentata[/quote]

*sings to the tune of Hakuna Matata from Lion King*

Vagina Dentata,
What a wonderful phrase.
Vagina Dentata,
Ain't no passin' craze.

It means to weiner
For the rest of your days
It's a penis free
Girl cavity.
OOOooo vagina dentata.

*quietly thanks queen of wands for that little ditty*

 

That's not really gay at all...seems kinda anti-gay to me.

 

*snicker*

*snort*

*falls off chair laughing*

I always had a soft spot for Rogue 7/Wizard 5/Arcane Trickster 8

As it turns out, according to my DM anyways, you can get Sneak Attack damage on certain spells. Add Razing Strike (Complete Adventurer) into the mix and there isn't a damn thing in the universe you can't backstab to a messy death.

 

sneak attack spells?? Oh wow...

Diplomat surrounded by armed guards: "Greetings adventurers. I would like to welcome you to -"
CN Arcane Trickster: "FIREBALL SNEAK ATTACK!"

 

Well, more like 'Scorching Ray Sneak Attack', but yeah. It's a lot of fun. Man, I miss that girl... CG, borderline CN (she was completely nuts), hunted by about four kingdoms for breaking magic laws and refusing to join the guild, and known for using Razing Strike to take down Golems.

 

It's just that the conversation developed into a very controversial area, and I'm a insensitive non-conformist who bases his ideals around universal truths.

One of the details of my MBTI (Myers-Briggs Type Indicator) type is: "wrestles with the meaninglessness of existence", and also note that my most extreme MBTI axis is the Thinker/Feeler one, with me being strongly thinking. You may read some other details about my type, or any other if you so wish:

http://similarminds.com/jung/intp.html


Edit:

Also, going back on topic, when you ban someone from The House of Lords, they are banned from all of Terra-Arcanum, and can't get to any of the links at the top of the page if I recall correctly.

I couldn't even read Mathboy's comment directed towards me when he banned me, until the next time I restarted my router, and etc.

So using the ban-hammer is a harsh act, and the decision of using it shouldn't be taken lightly.

 

There have been many others in my time that have been banned because one of the admins hated them due to their being a smartass or gravedigging etc. So unless he has done something directly to either DU, DE, Vorak etc good luck.

 

Fuck up please delete.

 

Are you disagreeing with yourself, or is this an edit gone horribly wrong?

 

Edit gone horribly wrong. Great because of that incident ill have to get a new laptop now.