New Love Song

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  1. Steampunk

    Steampunk New Member

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    This is a song about my never dying love of Dolly Partons Tits.
    I hope it brings the mundane yet constant level of dreariness that this forum has yet again succumbed to since i have been away.

    I'd love to see Madonna in her knickers

    Saddam Hussein blown to bits

    I'd love to see my tax bills stuck up John Major's arse

    But most of all, Dolly Parton's tits



    Didn't that Fred West have more hair than fucking brains?

    Does Elton John really have a wig that fits?

    But most of all, you know, I'd feel ten feet tall

    If I could see Dolly Parton's tits



    'Cos they're so big and soft and round

    And they don't make a sound

    And they'll go down great in history
    Dolly Parton's Tits

    I've a lump inside my pockets

    Just thinkin' of Dolly's rockets

    Well here it comes again this fantasy



    I'd like to see Prince Hamed lose a fight just for once

    Or Princess Fergi's ginger minge get nits

    I'd like to hear the Queen say "this cunt of a family's let me down"

    And the whole of France get the fucking shits



    I'd like to see Michelle Phifer change her Tampax

    Barrymore find a dick that actually fits

    But most of all, I'd feel ten feet tall

    If I could suck Dolly Parton's tits



    'Cos they're so big and soft and round

    And they don't make a sound

    And they'll go down great in history

    I've a lump inside my pockets

    Just thinkin' of Dolly's rockets

    Well here it comes again this fantasy



    I'd like to know who the fuck Alice is (Who the fuck is Alice?)

    I'd like to see OJ Simpson back in the dock

    I'd like to see myself in bed with half a dozen tarts

    I wish I'd had as many fucks as Bill Whyman's cock



    I'd love to see a midget get his arms round Cyril Smith

    I wish this fucking song'd become a hit

    But most of all, I'd feel ten feet tall

    If I could suck Dolly Parton's tits



    'Cos they're so big and soft and round

    And they don't make a sound

    And they'll go down great in history

    I've a lump inside my pockets

    Just thinkin' of Dolly's rockets

    Well here it comes again this fantasy



    Well here it comes again this fantasy

    Well here it comes again this fantasy

    Well here it comes again this fantasy
     
  2. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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  3. Vyenna

    Vyenna New Member

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    He's got a point though. You guys are pretty dull nowadays.
     
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    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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  5. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    Fuckin' beautiful.
     
  6. Steampunk

    Steampunk New Member

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    Hmmm. Am i dead yet?
    Well i don't mean to insult your benevolent level of intellectuality but i would assume that if somebody posted a thread not a few hours ago that no they are not dead.
    No. I am not dead.

    And i must say I'm quite offended by the aggressive nature of which i have become subject to! I feel i will be almost, emotionally scarred from such a derogative! Also, to use the word "Beautiful" to describe a small sentence with such unintelligent and sarcastic undertones would only lead me to believe that you share the same small minded mentality of the asshole above.
     
  7. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    I think the problem lies in your way of writing.
    Try to write more like a normal person and less like a computer/maniac.

    And you should be happy, you got your own avatar at only 200 posts:)
     
  8. Blinky969

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    I wouldn't insult you if your poem didn't suck. But it does. So you suck steamspunk. You suck balls instead of dolly parton's tits. Besides, dolly parton has more plastic in her body than a fat barbie doll.
     
  9. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    If she's ever revealed to have any electronic equipment hidden in all that silicon, I'd be the first to classify her as a cybernetic being.

    Damn, anything with that much silicon in it MUST be a computer.
     
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    I don't know how you guys are attracted to two giant lumps of semi-mettalic sludge.
     
  12. rosenshyne

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    i don't see the attraction in head-sized tits even when they're real.
     
  13. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Hey, whatever floats your boat...and in this case, those flotation devices in Dolly's bosom would do the job.
    Yes, I like them big, but not Parton big*. I always considered it a handful if I could hold my hand under a breast and support it, not come up from the front and cover it...and I have large hands.


    *Parton big; Large to the point of superfluousness, in conjunction to being fake. Seriously, what's the point in boobs so large and plastic that they can cause back injuries?
     
  14. Wolfsbane

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    I like small breasts, but that's because I like my women thin and gracious. More that a handfull's a waste, according to me. Too big boobs just looks gross.
     
  15. Grossenschwamm

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    I'm all over the board as far as the female figure goes. I like a voluptuous shape, I like an athletic shape, and I can definitely appreciate a thinner woman (a thinner woman is easier to carry around on your shoulders, and doesn't hurt as much when she "accidentally" elbow-dives onto your diaphragm).
    I can't say I appreciate an overweight woman or a supermodel-thin woman in the whole, "Hey, lookin' good," scenario. I like when a woman takes care of herself, because I take care of myself.
    Also, when a woman is a bodybuilder, I can't get anything out of the situation. Normally, their testosterone levels are through the roof and they start looking masculine. They might as well be a butch transvestite.
     
  16. Blinky969

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    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    My sentiments exactly.
     
  18. wobbler

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    Supermodels are disgusting. They look like aliens. I prefer some meat on my women. Hence, I like big boobs....there I said it.
     
  20. Steampunk

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    Well at the end of the day, how can we as humans have a preference. We are all supposedly gods children and as such should have no such lust for any type of woman. Be they big, small, fat or thin, they all share the same basic purpose. They are here to be fucked and clean up the mess. Isn't that right Vyenna? Ohh and don't think I'm calling you a fat good for nothing whore I'm simply making an observation in the form of a statement.
    And hey even if you are a 30 stone whopper meal of a woman i don't mind. And neither should anyone else. Just because you have scratches on the end of your tits where they have been dragging and scraping on the ground as you walk, it doesn't make you a bad person. Thats just the way you are Vyenna. Don't be ashamed of your body. Learn to love it. Even if no one else will. I mean you cant blame them i guess, there only human.
     
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