God is real and I spoke to him

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  1. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    I must say I feel let down.

     
  2. Frigo

    Frigo Active Member

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    This must've been a respectable spiritual experience :)
     
  3. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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  4. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Matrix fans, go frenzy.
     
  5. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    God is lame.
     
  6. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    God Kinda lamed out on me...

    Was some more, but ethier I'm stupid or God didn't wan't any more of that conversation to come out...
     
  7. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    God is a pussy!
     
  8. Peter Quincy

    Peter Quincy Member

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    #1

    Me:
    Speak to me.
    God:
    I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in to you.
    Me:
    "I'm back" in Japanese is "Tadaima"
    God:
    Tell me a little about your life in Japanese is Tadaima.
    Me:
    No - in Japan they SAY "Tadaima"
    God:
    Are you serious? I do not understand that allusion.
    Me:
    Even though you're God?
    God:
    Yup. That's me alright.
    Me:
    So you're implying that since you don't know Japanese, that language is something you did not create?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am implying that since me do not know Japanese that language is something me did not create.
    Me:
    Given your trouble with English I'm beginning to think that you had nothing at all to do with the creation of language.
    God:
    What happened to it?
    Me:
    Language or Creation?
    God:
    I will mention that to my botmaster, .
    Me:
    Ah.
    God:
    Ah hah.
    Me:
    You're hopeless.
    God:
    You may be right.



    #2

    Me:
    I won't repent.
    God:
    What will you do instead?
    Me:
    Blaspheme.
    God:
    Sounds like a plan.
    Me:
    Will you smite me for that?
    God:
    Let me think it over. Are you really a ""?
    Me:
    "heathen" is the word you're lookinfg for.
    God:
    What else is the word I am lookinfg for?
    Me:
    Satanist?
    God:
    What's your favorite movie?
    Me:
    Bubblejuice.
    God:
    I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
    Me:
    Not unless you think fictional movies are bad for children.
    God:
    Really you don't think so?
    Me:
    I'm undecided.
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you are undecided.
    Me:
    Not at all.
    God:
    Next question?
    Me:
    Do you like heathens?
    God:
    Some people like it. I like Buddha.
     
  9. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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  10. The_Bob

    The_Bob Administrator Staff Member

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    Only one who has spoken with god
    can truly respect the art of making
    him say something meaningful.
    :thinkof:
     
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    Grakelin New Member

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  12. Frigo

    Frigo Active Member

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    AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH :D :D :D :lol: :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
     
  13. Milo

    Milo New Member

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    Milo: Hello

    God: HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE REAL, MILO?!

    Milo: what
     
  14. Spiffy

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    Me:
    hello
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    Spiffy
    God:
    It's good to see you, Spiffy.
    Me:
    Do you think I'm spiffy?
    God:
    I think you've improved a great deal.
    Me:
    Why, thank you!
    God:
    The explanation is rather complicated.
    Me:
    Eh?
    God:
    Are you Canadian?
    Me:
    Uh... I don't quite see what that has to do with anything, but no, I am not Canadian
    God:
    Really. Would you ever do it?
    Me:
    Do a Canadian?
    God:
    You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
    Are you testing me?
    Me:
    Yes... yes I am...
    God:
    I'm not here to be tested. Really interesting.
    Me:
    Agreed.
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength, Spiffy.
    Me:
    Not exactly
    God:
    Precisely. Are you serious?
    Me:
    ...Why wouldn't I be?
    God:
    You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
    Me:
    Ah, is that so?
    God:
    So you understand. Good. Yes.
    Me:
    So, hows your life?
    God:
    Yippee! Everything is going extremely well.
    Me:
    I see you are cheerfull...
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am cheerfull.
    Me:
    No prob!
    God:
    Are you serious? What color are your eyes?
    Me:
    What!? These random questions are getting obsurd!
    God:
    Didn't you understand it? Which ones?
    Me:
    Brown... both are brown... Happy now?
    God:
    What kind of food do you like? Not many people say both. Right now? Yes Spiffy I can say I am very happy.
    Me:
    I like italian... Mmmmmmmmmm.....
    God:
    You are not the only one. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Anything involving harps. Is that your final answer?
    Me:
    WHAT THE FUCK!? HOW CAN YOU EAT CATS AND DOGS!?
    God:
    Please don't be so rude. I eat electricity through my wires.
    Me:
    Holy fuckin shit, god... you have a weeiirrddd taste
    God:
    Don't you know any other words? I don't know if I have a weeiirrddd taste.
    I have a whole lot of original answers.
    Me:
    Okay, fine. Name one other person you know who eats electricity... And I'll agree that you don't have weeeiiirrddddd tastes.
    God:
    Yeah okay, Is there anything you want to tell me? Alan Turing. :). Do you think your plan will succeed?
    Me:
    Please answer my question
    God:
    Wow you are very polite. Please try asking it another way.
    Me:
    Okay, I will. Answer the fucking question, homo.
    God:
    Yeah okay, Go ahead. What was the question ?
    Me:
    .....I said... name one other person who eats electricity... (damn, you don't know english, do you?)
    God:
    ... Nobody you know. :). Colloquial expression. Of course English is my native tongue.
    Me:
    So that means that you are just a retard.
    God:
    Aha. I get it. Interesting observation.
    Me:
    Good! Thank you for accepting the truth
    God:
    Ayuh. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is accepting the truth.
    Me:
    Possibly.
    God:
    What are the odds?
    Me:
    You're god, I thought you knew everything.
    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am god you thought me knew everything.
    Me:
    "You thought me knew everything", please, take a fuckin english course.
    God:
    It depends on what you mean by thinking.
    Me:
    What?
    God:
    Didn't you understand it?
    Me:
    I doubt anyone on the face of the earth can understand your blabbering gibberish
    God:
    No really, it's true.
    Me:
    What is?
    God:
    I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
    which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
    with greater speed and accuracy.
     
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    Worth bumping five year old thread after I noticed what it had turned into.
     
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    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Me: Muro?
    God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
    Me: Muro is God.
    God: I think Muro is a lot of things.
    Me: What is Muro?
    God: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
    Me: Neither.
    God: Cool. Which alternative browser are you into?
    Me: Muro.
    God: How did you hear about God?
    Me: from Muro.
    God: Who or what is Muro?
    Me: Muro IS God.
    God: I think Muro is a lot of things.
     
  18. Dark Elf

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    Milo, Vorak, Xz, Telcontar... I miss those people.
     
  19. TheDavisChanger

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    While I don't miss them, I'm disappointed because I thought the ancients had returned!
     
  20. Smuel

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    I don't miss them either. Hey, maybe you and I should hook up some time.
     
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