How often?

Of course there is! Right through the eye! As the eye bursts, it creates a truly prodigious amount of lube. Makes for an easy slip n' slide ride. In the eye is the ONLY way to skullfuck. Of course, the invention of the arquebus changed all that.

 

Ok. I have changed my mind. I gonna shoot every single one of you. Real much. Then burn your bodies, stake 'em and bury them in some crossroad or something.
With a bible your ass, and a crucifix in your eye.

 

How delightfully sinful! A good ol' fashion Christ skullfuck and a papercut bonanza of Unholy asspain!

I like you wobbler. Really like you.

 

While I like most holes to be tight, the possibility of being cut by bone fragments makes the arquebus a must if you're shooting holes into people.

 

Ah, the steady march of progress.

 

I suppose the 'brave' in your name stands for something after all then.

 

Well, he did come into the GD and ridicule an older forum member. Granted, wobbler is the easiest target available, but still...

 

True and his gruesome nature seems fit to the other....well..... psychos' at HoL.

 

Awww, shucks. You'd have me blushing if all the blood wasn't rushing to the bulletwound wobbler gave me in my member.

 

What the fuck is wrong with all you dumbasses?

 

Woah. Broad topic. Why not narrow it down to what's right?

 

:lol:

 

Have to agree with this Gross...
This guy truly is gold.

 

Even though he is taking the piss out of you?

 

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

 

Congratulations davethebrave. You have 26 posts, but you've already got your own little bitch.

 

Something tells me that's a new record. I mean, I have over 2000 posts, and I haven't got one, yet.

So yeah, congrats.

 

*sniff*

I-I don't know what to say. I'm so honoured. I'd like to thank...I'd like to thank Jesus...and-and Julio and Juan...Buddy Buddha and that kid I hit and ran on my way to the ceremony. Couldn't have done it without any of you guys.

Oh, and honey, don't wait up tonight. I am going to get so much ass from this award it's not even funny. Tell the kids daddy loves them, but drinks because they cry.

 

Congrats buddy. Heres the key to the room we have wobbler in. He is tied down and he is all yours. Go get him friend .

 

Oh wooooobblleeerrrr! I've got your favourite lube = your grandma's tears!