Happy Mother's Day!

For some reason, this all looks like it turned into a pissing contest.

 

My family is very close despite the large number of children (nine). And my parents get along with each other and all of us. Of course, all of us fight tooth and nail when the occasion calls for it.

 

bah. i could trump everyone except DE with my crappy mom story, but i won't bother.

 

Yup, pissing contest.
Well, Rosselli didn't really take part, but Rosie upped the ante by adding suspense and a curiosity hook.

"I have a horrible story to tell. But you don't deserve to hear it."

That's awesome in a can if I ever saw it.

 

liar!

 

no comments from the peanut gallery!!!