A Joke

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  1. Vyenna

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    Vyenna, Mar 23, 2007
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    Penetrating eyes? I knew you could have a penetrating stare, or gaze, or look... But eyes?
     
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  2. Telcontar

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    Makes you wonder why HoL gets all of the fucking queers.....
     
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  3. SirGarrickStout

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    SirGarrickStout, Mar 23, 2007
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    ...Nah.

    Im just myself, as it is.
     
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  4. Vorak

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    Vorak, Mar 23, 2007
    Vorak, Mar 23, 2007
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    I'm half starfish and as I'm sure you know all beastmen/non-humans on the planet are entitled to minions.

    And DE everyone knows that you're me and I'm you, the continuation of the planet depends on it.
     
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  5. Blinky969

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    Blinky969, Mar 23, 2007
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    Heh, I remember when you two almost split, that was wild. I think I still have a scar.
     
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  6. Grossenschwamm

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    Grossenschwamm, Mar 23, 2007
    Grossenschwamm, Mar 23, 2007
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    For some reason, the split caused a generation of mentally challenged dogmen that were coincidentally immortal. They just will not shut up!
     
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  7. Telcontar

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    Telcontar, Mar 26, 2007
    Telcontar, Mar 26, 2007
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    So is the theory correct that if you are both in the same place at the same time, the world will basically be destroyed?
     
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  8. Vorak

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    Vorak, Mar 26, 2007
    Vorak, Mar 26, 2007
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    Yeah, so for my own sake I'm not willing to try it.
     
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  9. Telcontar

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    Telcontar, Mar 26, 2007
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    Not for the sake of anybody else, just your own sake?
     
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  10. Blinky969

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    Blinky969, Mar 26, 2007
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    What do you think this is, a philanthropy convention?
     
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  11. Dark Elf

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    Dark Elf, Mar 26, 2007
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    For my sake too, albeit technically that does count as doing it for his own sake in Richard's case.
     
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  12. Grossenschwamm

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    Grossenschwamm, Mar 26, 2007
    Grossenschwamm, Mar 26, 2007
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    If I'm undarstanding this correctly, if one of you has sex, then both of you have gotten lucky?
     
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  13. mathboy

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    mathboy, Mar 26, 2007
    mathboy, Mar 26, 2007
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    But both of them also didn't get lucky.

    So unless they both do it at the same time, they can never be happy (kind of like me, only I don't have someone to blame for it like they do).
     
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  14. Grossenschwamm

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    Grossenschwamm, Mar 26, 2007
    Grossenschwamm, Mar 26, 2007
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    It's not your fault that girls don't expect your green nakedness. One would think, in this day and age, we would've grown past our misconceptions of skin-color.
     
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    Dark Elf, Mar 26, 2007
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    It's not the skin color, it's the yellowing tusks, coarse hair, unstylish makeup (war paintings are so out of fashion), scars and bad taste in music which isn't metrosexual enough to get all the good chics, and the trailer trash ones are already occupied.
     
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  16. Vorak

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    Vorak, Mar 27, 2007
    Vorak, Mar 27, 2007
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    mathboy, read my advice and consider it carefully.
     
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  17. mathboy

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    mathboy, Mar 27, 2007
    mathboy, Mar 27, 2007
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    What advice? I hope it wasn't in that romantic PM you sent a while ago, because I'm doing my best to read it one of these days, and hopefully I will.
     
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    Vorak, Mar 28, 2007
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