Which is the best one?

The third photograph is the best, in my opinion.
It's not too bright, and you can see the subject quite clearly. In photos one and four, there's too much going on in the shadows. The second is simply too bright.

 

I would tend to agree with Grossenschwaum, but I like #4 a lot too. I think they should be scaled down some...unless you want a poster.

 

As they are, the third one, but I think the fourth one could be the best one if you crop it a little to get rid of that satellite dish thingy of the left and maybe a bit of the large black area at the bottom.

 

If that was done to picture four, it would simply be a panoramic version of picture three. Now that you mention it, that might look even better.

 

I have to admit I like 3, and I was waiting for a picture of a naked, hairy frigo jumping up in one of them...

 

I liked #3 purely 'cause the satillite dish on your house isn't in it.

 

Wake up on the wrong side of bed, someone mention the name "hellbokos"?

 

I thought I SCARED him away with my ass&testicles

 

Well if you scared him away you would of scared everybode else away. Thank god we are all over that......

 

Okay, but he has seen them twice.

 

If that doesn't do it, then nothing will!

 

I'm suprised his eyes have not exploded or he hasn't been taken to a nicely padded room in a mental institutution.

 

He was at one point, but it seems getting pushed against a padded wall and restrained as he is bent over in order to allow the doctors to give him his daily suppository doesn't turn his crank like being forced face-first into a brick wall as he is pounded by thick, hairy man-meat does.

Besides, unlike prisoners, mental institution doctors fail to give him his full daily dose of protein.

 

That would explain his full head of hair. As you all know, baldness is caused by too much testosterone.

 

Well I am going bald and I am only just 18. Fuck it.

 

???
You need to STOP SWALLOWING!

 

Sorry, must be that radiation I keep baking your home with, in the hopes that you die.

 

Well, the chances that he will die are only 35% at that level, and it would take 30 days before we would get results. I recommend raising it to 800 REM - there will be a 100% chance he will die after 14 days. I think we can stand him for two weeks.