The light in the dryer?

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Does your dryer have a light in it?

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  1. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    And who said that I couldn't? I just happen to be the worlds best spider-trainer.
     
  2. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Exactly how much spare time do you have?
     
  3. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Actually, I do that because I'm extremely arachniphobic.
     
  4. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    Freetime? It's what I do for a living. You have NO idea how many people there are who wants/needs trained spiders.
     
  5. dr_deathspike

    dr_deathspike New Member

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    can you de-fang and train camel spiders as steeds?
    cuz that would be the best for the ... wait for it ...
    (god like voice from the heavens above)
    NERD IN COMMAND
     
  6. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    *Pulls Ol' Kelly from my pocket (a huge pocket) and shoots whatever made that noice, including the NIC*

    Glad that's over. And yes, I can train whatever spider you bring me. The fee lies at a trizibillion thousand english pounds plus interest for such a training. When shall I begin?
     
  7. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    De-fang them? That takes the fun out of ridingthem. I bet he could ENCOURAGE them not to bite YOU, but taking away their only means of eating...that's cruel.
    I think you'd be better served using a real number, and next week. I will have the spiders air dropped to your estate. (with oxen for food)
     
  8. Wolfsbane

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  9. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    They wouldn't stand a chance against my trained elephant executioners, of course I only ever managed to get Bunny to buy one and I don't think she payed for it.
     
  10. Wolfsbane

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    Tsst, your elephants stand no chance against my ninja-spiders. They'll take out you and your pesky little training-ground any day now.
     
  11. dr_deathspike

    dr_deathspike New Member

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    cool
    could you perhaps fashion muzzles for them so that they could be somewhat ferocious

    and as stated on another tread i am a newb to this site and therefore dont know how to quote so ill just type

    and in respone to the latter portion of your message Grossenschwaum i would prepfer them left at a location to be diclosed at a later date because the laser guided Ack guns would mostlikely bring down the plane or dirigible or other airsship thatwould be used to airdrop them

    as stated on another thread i am admin to this site and therefore will add quotes to your post.

    Please try to use capital letters too.

    //mathboy
     
  12. Bunny

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    I don't remember your saying the price.

    The killer elephant sends you its regards. I'm sorry, her regards. Did you know that she was expecting?

    [Edit=Funny, but after saying that, I felt like playing AoE.]
     
  13. Grossenschwamm

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    What the hell are you talking about? I told Wolfsbane that I would send the spiders to HIM to be trained. No sense in sending you untrained camel spiders. You will see them only when they are fully trained in Ninjitsu and gunsmithing.
     
  14. dr_deathspike

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    well i am sorry to have troubled you with useless posts and also please tell the trainer Wolfsbane to add endurance running to their training roster
     
  15. Grossenschwamm

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    I just said you'd get the spiders when they were trained.
    Don't take stuff so personally.
     
  16. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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  17. Wolfsbane

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    Then you should talk to Blinky. He's the bear (and beer) specialist here.
     
  18. dr_deathspike

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    i happen to enjoy destroying buildings thank you very much
     
  19. Blinky969

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    Who doesn't? There are breeds of less sentient polar bears that can be trained to be ridden, as long as you feed them well and stay away from their teeth when they enter their bloodlust.
     
  20. dr_deathspike

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    Yes but I ask you: what is it that sends them in to this blood lust? Are they mabye trained only as long as you savagely dangle food for them to try and get? This is why I cant train or have trained animals. Only if you can communicate can you really know what it is that something is capable of.
     
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