The best sword

yah never mind about the filamen sword being my favorite, i just found the Arcane Great sword and that thing is awsome!

Plus i went to the wise woman and as luck would have it she had another Arcane Great sword to buy so i had virgil equip it.

This is awsome!

 

Well isn't that just ten flavors of awesome? The only weapon I can think of that's better than the arcane greatsword is one of those boulders you get in Ashbury.

 

Or the pyrotechnic axe.

 

Yeah, but that seems too good to be true. I use it, but sparingly. Like a spice.

 

wow everyone keeps talking about the pyrotechnic axe

Is it really that good?

Anyways i probably should make one

 

MAKE ONE! Do it. Just do it. I'm very sure that you'll cream your pants.

 

Give your tech characters the max DEX and STR you can manage, make them at least Experts in Melee and equipe them with Pyro Axes and watch them go through fully armored knights like a hot knife through butter

 

UNsalted butter. That way, your techies are less prone to heart disease.

 

dude, how is that even remotely funny :-?

 

Hey, it's not my fault if you don't get it.

 

You know what? Fine, I'll explain my joke, thus destroying its funny.

Obviously, these techies are going through quite a bit of "butter." To lessen the strain on their heart valves, I suggested using unsalted butter, or sweet cream. You happy, midnite? Do you like the butter NOW? God, sometimes, I see stuff like this and it makes me want to shove bamboo strips under my fingernails.

I'm glad you understand cheap and corny humor, man.

 

Why use a sword when you hace the Pyro Axe available, or for the non techie the Arcane Axe (found on the evil Paladin deep in the Bangdellion deep)

 

Fuck you and your stupid beliefs.

 

Or just screw all of that junk and use the Bangellian Scourge? There ain't no better weapon...

 

Don't pay no mind to Vyenna, Tony.
-Chews grass stem-
She just don't like folks who aint from around these parts.
That and she has Tourette's.*

Wolfsbane, you know what a double negative is, don't you not?

*If you laughed at that then you are a sicko. She has a medical condition and it's not funny.

 

Huh...you know, I didn't know you were serious when you posted that, Tongs.
Let alone that Tourettes would exibit itself while typing.
Yes, I did read your one point side comment.
I can be silly too. It takes me longer because cheese binds up my...never mind.

 

it seems most of you have an exposed funny bone but half of you only understand the jokes if they are explained to you hmph :-x

 

People are always grateful when you point out how stupid you think they are.

Not that I disagree or anything...