The Shit-List

What are the ten things you hate the most? Feel free to list any person, place or thing, as long as you hate it.

Jungle Japes hates:

1. buyers remorse
2. eyelashes in my eye
3. FNG's who don't have cars and don't have a clue.
4. chicks in the Army (most of them anyway)
5. ruck marches
6. Frigo
7. liberals
8. nigger music
9. my alarm clock
10. the fact that food spoils if you don't consume it quickly enough

 

only 6th???? how....

Let's add some to the list I love:
hardcore
C++
image coding
wavelets

 

Things I hate
1.Liberals
2.Crackheads
3.Tipper gore
4.Nickleodeon
5.People who ask me questions and don't want an answer
6.Lists
7.Waiting
8."Going for a drive"
9.Lying to children
10.Onomatopoeia

 

Cool. Not even one of you added me to the list.

Things I hate: (no particular order)

1. Excentric feminists
2. Gay porn
3. Orlando Bloom
4. Nazi shitheads
5. Hip-Hop music
6. Punk Wannabes
7. J-Pop
8. Fjortisar (you'd never understand, 'cept mathboy)
9. Commercials
10. Any religious excentric

 

Not so fast!

1. Britney Spears and all her clones
2. Lag
3. Wires (to the mouse, keyboard, headphones, etc)
4. Techno
5. Trance
6. Wolfsbane
7. Spookydoomager
8. Gothpeople
9. Emo-freaks
10. Stupid poeple (stupider than me, that is)

 

Woop-di-doo! I'm on somebodys list!

 

1.Niggers (not "black people")
2.Crowds of Hooligans (I must wash my clothes from their blood)
3.Stupidness (not foolishness)
4.Gays (haven't seen their porn, so rely on Wolfsbane)
5.Bad vodka
6.Pop music
7.Pohmelye (you'd never understand, 'cept Solaris)
8.Fucken classmates
9."New Democratic Countries" (Georgia, Ukraine etc.)
10. JJ when he thinks that it's good time for second Vietnam War.

 

1. Liberals
2. lag
3. Work
4. Extreme-wiggers
5. girls who think they can dance swing but cannot.
6. every artist with the artist name Doctor, DJ infront.
7. Politically uneducated people.
8. Extreme religious people. Aka people that bother me with their religion.
9. Arrogant rich kids.
10. When your arse start to really itch when you are standing in a densl populated street along with lots of friends. Also apply to the beach.

Now this one i just had to come from someone

So you are not a very lonely person, are you?

eaten something spoiled recently?

 

1. people who pull the race card to get their way
2. people who insult my faith, instead of actually having a discussion about it
3. cleaning the bathroom
4. getting cold fries at the drive-through
5. the fact that i have to sleep
6. when i accidentally put a good pair of jeans in the dryer, and they come out fitting funny
7. military wives who sleep around while their husbands are deployed
8. when my computer shuts down for no reason
9. hungarians
10. when i can't download off soulseek and all it tells me is "error loading list" WTF?!?!

 

Things I hate (no particular order):
1. Copycats
2. Pop-ups
3. Parents who tell other parents embarrassing stories about their children.
4. Cheating on partners.
5. People who claim to have the absolute truth in their hands and want you to learn from their experiences when they haven't really lived.
6. Pop stars zealots.
7. Shallow models a.k.a hos who make a great living without even knowing how to speak properly (the same applies to sportpeople).
8. Spelling mistakes.
9. Corrupt saves.
10. Music that can't be really taken as more than a string of noises (e.g. "tropical" music, and what JJ called "nigger music").

[Edit: funny, but I was thinking of a thread like this while I was having a shower today.]

 

No, I had to throw out half a loaf of bread and some milk the other day. Such a waste.

 

I was going to add that to the list, but you got it first and I didn't feel like being a copycat. You should be able to save your food in an account of some sort until the time comes when you actually WANT to eat that special kind of food. Stupid food.

 

Frigo is already mentioned twice. We seem to have a superstar on the forum.

 

he's an over-achiever.

 

I'd say he's more of an over-attempter.

 

Heh, that was funny. :lol:

Thing First 10 Things I Hate:
(This list would need to be in powers of ten to get them all)

1. People who call anyone who blindly supports our country a patriot, and anyone who logically questions our country a traitor.
2. People who can't take a joke.
3. People who don't get that if they don't know who I'm calling stupid, it's probably them.
4. People who tell other people how miserable their lives are.
5. The fact that if I get busted for selling drugs to earn enough money to legitimately pay off a debt, I can get sent to prison for longer than if I just shot the guy I owed.
6. White people who think that if they memorize enough Eminem songs, they get to be black people.
7. Laying down a perfect pick-up line to a fine ass chick before you find out she's deaf.
8. People who live in the Midwest and still think they're targets of terrorism. Osama doesn't need your farm.
9. Soccer moms who think mini-vans are high performance driving machines. Plavix has a warning about driving for a reason.
10. People who expect me to dumb things down for them all the time, when they can't smart things up for me every once in a fucking while.

 

Since I seldom hate something or someone, my list is a little shorter:

1. Mr. Know-All
2. People who try to train me a lawful person
3. Lone
4. Crowds
5. Grinds
6. Game Studioes who are still living

 

wow. that list was awfully incomprehensive.

 

I understood "crowds", but "lone"? What the heck does that mean? You don't like being alone, or what?