Y'all won't believe this shit

There I was at work quietly pretending to work, when I hear this loud bang... so's out I stick's my head into reception (from whence the aforementioned bang came from) and what do my ocular tools spot?... well if you click HERE you will see. Quite simply I was stunned, my first thought was "What the fuck!". So's out I go too have another look, and I see's THIS and THIS. It would appear that a tradesman fixing one of the shower screens in one of the rooms neglected to notice the exit he was leaving from was just a tad lower than what was required to fit the A frame on the back of his ute underneath it. Amazingly there was almost no damge done to the building apart from some minor scraping of brickwork but the ute ended up looking like THIS. And just to further confound the confoundity he was only 10km's max due to the VERY limited distance from where he was parked to where he "parked", (10-15 METRE'S at most). The distance was so short he didn't have time to finish putting on his seatbelt so the windscreen eneded up looking like THIS where he hit his head. Now that's some funny shit.

 

When?, what for?... I might remember you.

 

South campus?... you're going to uni here?... damn...

 

Damn.... what are the odds....city of sixty thou and there's TWO members on the same forum.... Damn.... that's spun me right the fuck out....was thinking you were here for a marchout or something..... never would've picked uni.... damn...

 

That's one tough frame! What I can't believe is... You always carry your camera around?

I believe Baal and Nukenin also share dwellings...

 

Cool.

 

You forgot about me, dick! So that makes three. And to add to the "It's a small world" theme, I actually work at the university.

How bad was the guy injured? I wanted to see blood, damnit!

 

Now how could I forget my huggybear?... shame on me, I guess you'll just have to punish me.... hard... yipee.
He was barely hurt at all, just the smallest bumb on his head that's it, no cut's or anything.

 

I carry my camera most of the time, but I was banned from bringing it to work after spying on one of the managers. Simply put I got him fired even without the camera. He was a drug user and a thief, and he pissed off the wrong guy, me.

No… I think I’m the only San-Diegan at this sight.

 

Care to tell us how?

Yes, it seems you are; I was wrong, and it was Neo, not Nukenin, the one in California.

 

I cot him stealing the company TV, and turned him in.
He made it far too easy for me.

I thought you lived in Australia. I thought I heard that somewhere.

 

DU is a compulsive liar. I heard that somewhere...

 

I never understood what a compulsive liar is. Is it an illness or diesease or something?

 

Compulsive lying is (as far as I know) not a disease, but a malignant habit. Complusive liars generally start as the rest of us do - telling small fibs. However, ease of use, possiblility to impress, habituation, and comedic potential can lure people into a cycle of lying - with ir for the aforementioned reasons perpetuating that cycle. It's sort of simelar to cigarettes - some smoke one in their life, some have one per week, some can quit cold turkey (mmm) after years, and others never seem to be able to shake the habit. Fortunately DU want not as compulsive a liar when he did the AMTUT tutorial - most of that worked.

 

I think the disease (ie. a psychological disorder in which you can't stop yourself from lying, and have a blurred view of truth and falsehood) would be a pathological liar.