I just felt something was missing lately.

I've decided that since we've all had like, introductory threads (hi its me!), we've got a joke thread, etc, lots of helpful stickys, and sub forums for all sorts of exciting sub topics, and such, that there was just something missing.

The thing thats been missing?
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A thread where I and other forum members, come onto each other, and detail all of our most explicit sexual fantasies, no matter how vile.

Whats my fanatasy? I want to drill sinbad in the ass while jarinor eats vegimite off of my back, and all the while rosenshyne is stapling playing cards (only spades) to my shins. This would bring me great pleasure.

In a seperate, and unrelated fantasy, I'd really like to take my belt off, bend sigurd over my knee and proceed to teach him all about the little boy he has inside of him. I'd like to teach him about the naughty, naughty naughty, little boy inside of him.

I'd also like it if xento would punch me in the face, tie me down, and rub mushy banannas in my face with his feet. I've been feeling a little guilty lately, and I think some pennance is in order. Xento, free me of this burden.

I'm glad I got that out, its been bugging me. I hope you guys are into it.

 

Jeez, no wonder I left. How ya'll been anyways(this is not an invitation to "come on to me")?

 

So does that mean come onto you Darkwalker?

My fantasy would be to take everyone who bases the entirety of their decisions/lives on unproveable theories out into the back woods of some large state, have them line up, and then beat them all in the face with a shovel.

I would be enthralled to see a meek socialist bastard try to bend over anyone who has purportedly breathed fire.

A fantasy of mine is to find out where Snowie lives and ( C E N S O R E D ).

I fantasize daily that some day someone will get elected who will finally say freedom of speech means just that, witht he sole exception of Britney Spears. Included in that would be Britney Spears getting driven from the land like a plague, to end up poor, lonely, and having to work for a living like every other person in this country.

Those are just a few. Sadly, I don't believe any of mine involve that tile caulking that you people call vegemite.

 

Another fantasy of mine, involves blinky getting over himself.

ALL over himself. :thumbup:

I mean, fucking COVERED in himself. Dripping with sticky, stinky blinky969...

 

You creep me out.... where's Canis I need to hide behind her.

 

Now that you mention it, I'd like to hide something behind canis as well...

 

Ooo, you boys are SO turning me on right now. I think I need a moist towelette.

 

is it still a fantasy if it gets fulfilled?

 

That depends on the fantasy....

 

Rosie, I'm willing to risk that.

I think Sleek's finally accepting his homosexuality. It has me frightened. Canis, protect me. I think your bedroom would most likely be the most defensible location. 0

 

My fantasy is to kill off enough people to have a standard population density throughout the world. Wading through the blood of the innocent and guilty, old and young, male and female, good and bad, sinful and pure alike is something that I really, really want to do. Also, it would be creating a better world for all the survivors (after the dead have been properly disposed of, of course).

Oh, you mean sexual fantasy. Right, well, see, it goes like this...

<long rambling story>

...and so really, what I'm trying to say is, don't do drugs. Do two hot chicks at once instead.

 

...I feel this is also something the forum was missing...

 

It would be nice to be Sauron in an alternate reality where Evil won and all the elves were enslaved as cage dancers. 3

 

I already got that wish.