Yuck! , look at this

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  1. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Yes, she might just be obese enough to keep the Earth from splitting in half. To keep her on the right spot, all we need is a bed, a bunch of towels and a conveyor belt from the nearest sweets factory.
     
  2. Vorak

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    All we need now is someone willing to move her to the right spot.
     
  3. Telcontar

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    spose I better get my gloves and boots......
     
  4. Grossenschwamm

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    Tel, you might be sick and generally masochistic, but I doubt you would ever get near that woman. The closest I'd ever get to her would be about 90 feet away, in the cockpit of a boom-crane.
     
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    If at all possible, make sure the crane is upwind.
     
  6. Telcontar

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    True Gross, but being a overly large, radioactive lizard does not allow people to push you around as much as I get....
     
  7. Anonymous

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    So, you are moving around radioactive lizards all day long?
     
  8. Telcontar

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    No Van......you see Gross IS a large radioactive lizard.....
     
  9. Anonymous

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    Aha, suppose that I didn't read the all the posts :/
     
  10. Grossenschwamm

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    Nothing too major, Stran. Though, I think that was established before I had 1000 posts.



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    RARRRG!!!
     
  11. Telcontar

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    Now Stran, you must bend and surCUM to the sexual prowess of the great radioactive lizard!
     
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  13. Dark Elf

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    You realise you'll be bearing his children, don't you? That's not round, white, hard lumps of shit clogging the toilet, they're eggs!
     
  14. Grossenschwamm

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    Yes, everytime I look at those pictures it makes me think yucky things.
     
  16. Grossenschwamm

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    While it's not exactly what I was talking about, the original topic was indeed deplorable.
     
  17. Telcontar

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    [​IMG]

    You won't be called Van Strain for nothing after secreting a few of them....
     
  18. Grossenschwamm

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    Actually...that's a testicle in an egg-cup.
    The resultant eggs should look more like this;
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  19. Telcontar

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    Well imagine that egg with the hair....ewwww.
     
  20. Grossenschwamm

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    There's no mixing of DNA with me on the job. I just can't lay my own eggs.
     
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